"There's nothing wrong with diet pills, no-siree!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("I try not to snort them, but sometimes . . .&quot Trump is saying: "I heard what those sleaze-balls at Gawker are saying, folks, but it's really just my adrenalin and lots of coffee. . . . I was made this way! . . . Not that there would be anything wrong with it if it were, say, diet pills. . . . I mean, a man has to watch his manly figure. . . . But thinking up deals and heaps of coffee is good enough for me. . . . Not to say that there would be anything wrong with it if it were, say, diet pills. . . . It's just like those sleaze-balls at Gawker to make up stuff out of the clear blue sky! . . . Clear and blue and clear. . . . Did I mention that there wouldn't be anything wrong if I had been taking, say, diet pills?"





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Above CAPTION based on t he following Gawker story:

http://gawker.com/the-best-theory-of-1992-donald-trump-took-amphetamine-1755299885

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1. Donald is saying:

"If I don't win I'll secede from the nation."