Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine
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Let’s Laugh At These Sad White Guys Trying To Outlaw Sexxxy Gayness In Maine
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We have a dispatch from like 1975 or something, to share with all our current day readers from the Year Of Our Lord 2016! You would think that, now that marriage equality has been the law of the US American land for over a year, and all the Christians are getting murdered for refusing to write “Joe likes to bone Gary” on gay wedding cakes (PSA: that is not happening), most of our anti-gay bigots would be starting to realize that they’ve lost, and try to focus on other ways they can make life miserable for normal people.
We see a bit of that in the Hail Mary passes they’re throwing in state legislatures all over the country, trying with all their might to make sure transgender people can’t make boom boom next to THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS. But there is a “new” group of Mainers who apparently didn’t get the memo that their entire life’s work has been a waste, and they have a new idea: LET’S BAN GAYNESS.
Mike Heath and other former heads of the Christian Civic League of Maine have formed a new group, “Equal Rights, not Special Rights.” They say they’re tired of being forced to accept the homosexual lifestyle. Paul Madore and this small group of people say they want to restore America to its former greatness by repealing same sex marriage laws and making homosexuality a crime. “There is conduct that ought to be punished,” Heath said. “And Christianity teaches, has always taught and still does teach, that sodomy is such a behavior.”
Uh huh OK, great plan, we’re real impressed. In the group’s very widely attended press conference — giggle! — they showed that iconic picture of a Marine arriving home and jumping into his sexy man lover’s arms, because he missed him. It is a sweet picture, but it makes religious right men like Mike Heath and Paul Madore feel the bad tingles in their pee-pee holes, allegedly. You remember this picture, yeah?
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Shirt necks, like some clammy kind of Christian Right toothpaste?
Another case in point:
