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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSara Palin skipping the GOP Convention -- there goes the fun
Sister Sara won't be attending the Republican clown parade because it's too far away. Damn. What's a Republican convention without Sara Palin there to destroy the English language, or Clint Eastwood, to talk to an empty chair, or some imbecile to tell us that God is a Republican?
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/palin-not-going-rnc-too-far-away
Just when you think there will be a couple of chuckles over the next four days, Sara drops out of the show.
Actually, the real reason she's skipping it is because Trump is a clown and she wants to remain a serious Republican candidate for some future race.
Okay, sorry. I just couldn't keep a straight face while writing the last sentence.
spanone
(135,781 posts)she's probably too scholarly for trumpalooza
Cyrano
(15,027 posts)malaise
(268,664 posts)because even the interpreters are staying away.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)malaise
(268,664 posts)so she could be president
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Trumps despises people who were prisoners of war, righjt?
malaise
(268,664 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Trump starts out lying, says he has known her for a long time.....
"... if you love our freedom ..." and calls Obama a liar.
lindysalsagal
(20,570 posts)You betcha!
malaise
(268,664 posts)She's a first rate quitter in chief
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,570 posts)"So watchit!"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)..."carrion."
Different Drummer
(7,597 posts)lpbk2713
(42,736 posts)It's easier to do it from her front porch.
livetohike
(22,118 posts)If Trump wanted her there, he would send his private jet.
malaise
(268,664 posts)and a limo.
A Grifter and a Con Man - ReTHUGs are 'outthuging' themselves - the real Con has dethroned and 'defanged' Lady BlahBlah - delish!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)malaise
(268,664 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Darn, she will be missed.
bdwker
(435 posts)Proud Liberal Dem
(24,391 posts)Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Tim Tebow will be there! Should be great fun! It'll be yuuuuuuge!!!
Johonny
(20,817 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Different Drummer
(7,597 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)malaise
(268,664 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)"I wasn't picked as VP, so I'm not going."
lindysalsagal
(20,570 posts)not.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)It's just as well, though. I have waaaay too many others for this convention.
lindysalsagal
(20,570 posts)Why not wait for every true fact they bring up about job creation. Save you alot of money and alka seltzer!
lindysalsagal
(20,570 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)wcmagumba
(2,879 posts)probably give her a video slot straight from Waasilly....!
Chasstev365
(5,191 posts)dubyadiprecession
(5,674 posts)lunatic in that insane asylum of a convention.
Wounded Bear
(58,584 posts)I'm sure Sarah is looking forward to mustering in with her militia regiment.
madamesilverspurs
(15,798 posts)the battalion of Trumpsplainers, who already have more than they can handle...
raven mad
(4,940 posts)I begged everyone to please keep her there. Anywhere but way up here!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)tallahasseedem
(6,716 posts)I would have made tacos and popcorn for that kind of entertainment!