Things I'm blaming on Obama today

[struggle4progress]

First off, it's too fuggin hot. Obama has a whole National Weather Service, but does he do anything about the weather? They all need to stop the pointless yammering about climate change and do something about the heat

And don't even get me started on what a mess my kitchen is. Why doesn't somebody clean this up? It's disgraceful! I really have to blame it on the complete lack of leadership on this country

Also the attack in Nice! How come Obama let that guy rent a 19 ton truck without a CDL? If we can't do any better than this, France will want to leave the United States, just like England did -- and who could blame them?

[guillaumeb]

1. "National Weather Service"?

That sounds like socialism!!

[Iliyah]

2. Oh snap - LOL

That darn Pres O. I couldn't get my 18 month old into the "splash park" because I didn't have "swim diapers"!

[Rex]

3. Cue the meme, meme ready and load...

[lindysalsagal]

4. Dry skin.

Oooo, it itches!!!

[betsuni]

5. I didn't notice my skirt was tucked into my underwear until I got back

from taking the garbage out to the pick-up area half a block away. I have mooned the neighborhood. THANKS, OBAMA.

[George II]

24. How about that TP (not Trump/Pence) stuck to your shoe? Obama?

[betsuni]

26. And I just looked down and noticed toothpaste drool all down the front of my T-shirt.

OBAMA, WHY??????!!!!!!

[LuckyLib]

6. I do not understand why I can't get back to my 26 year old weight. Damn! It's Obama's fault!

[onecaliberal]

7. Looking outside right now, the sky is blue, thanks Obama.

[Solly Mack]

8. I suppose he could be at fault for the caterpillars that ate my marigolds.

I was blaming myself but the truth is I plant some for the caterpillars. Only they got marigold happy and spread to all my beds. I picked them off like you're supposed to do, but if blaming Obama makes it all better, then let the blaming begin!

Only, I really don't have the energy to work up all that outrage.

I am a blame-shifting failure.

[montana_hazeleyes]

9. The light went out in my bathroom.

I bet Obama will claim he had nothing to do with it. Yeah right!

[mwooldri]

10. Darn Obama, making the UK Brexit...

Now my kids will need a visa to work in Dublin. Thanks Obama! (Sarcasm tag goes here if required)

[JohnnyRingo]

11. Thanks Obama.

Felt like that needed said.
hahaha

[jpak]

12. Didn't win the fucking Power Ball last night

Thanks Obama!

Douchebag

yup

[Augiedog]

13. It turns out that Obama is responsible for toe fungus too, who would have thought.

[alain2112]

27. Is there no end to the man's perfidy?

I've only had these shoes six months, and the heel's worn half through!

[63splitwindow]

14. Thanks Obama...

[roamer65]

15. I forgot to pick up cereal at the grocery store today.

geez, thanks President Obama.

[Moostache]

16. I have a general sense of ennui...thanks Obama!

https://disqus.com/home/channel/gifs/discussion/channel-gifs/thanks_obama_gifs/

?w=650

[tavernier]

17. Dow was up all week.

What goes up...

[63splitwindow]

25. And it's always up before a crash...

Thanks Obama.

[awoke_in_2003]

28. It's always darkest

just before it goes pitch black

[2naSalit]

18. I always thought

that it was the renegade elves who escaped from Santa's Village and mess things up at home while we're at work who were responsible for the messy kitchen thing... this being Obama's fault actually explains it! I knew those elves weren't really escaping from Santa's Village!

[Scurrilous]

19. The GOP is about to nominate Donald Trump as their candidate for the Presidency.

Thanks Obama!

[Doctor Jack]

20. I'm a bit hungover today

I drank a little too much last night and I noticed that Obama did not once say "Jack, maybe you have had enough". God damn Obama


Also here are some of my favorites








And a whole subreddit on the topic

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThanksObama/

[George II]

21. The Red Sox lost, the Yankees won, Phil Mickleson finished second....

....the Dow hasn't cracked 19,000 yet, the British voted to leave, there were earthquakes in Oregon and Hawaii over the weekend.

Need more?

[treestar]

22. Lol

[kwassa]

23. My sunburn. Thanks, Obama.

You and that good-for-nothing National Weather Service.

[awoke_in_2003]

29. He turned me into a newt. nt

[onethatcares]

30. well

that's better than a "Nuet".

thanks Obama

[awoke_in_2003]

31. Just in case my reference wasn't clear

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[Mendocino]

32. My green beans have white mold.

My vacuum cleaner conked out

I went for a hike and got bug bites.

THANKS OBAMA!

[raven mad]

33. LOL! What about

my back yard moose invading the kale, AGAIN.

Greatest president ever.