My cat, Sophie Stinky Toes, does a pretty good immitation of Melania Trump smiling

[Siwsan]

She may have found a new calling.

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Can the cat say daaahhling?

[Siwsan]

2. No, but she can be pretty high maintenance!

[bluedye33139]

3. Does she write her own speeches?

[Siwsan]

4. Nah, she's a cat. I'M expected to write her speeches

But since they just consist of one word, and I think 'meow' is in the general lexicon, I am pretty sure we should be OK.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Sophie's smile is much more natural

Not like Melania's overwrought attempt which appears to be causing some pain.

[pinboy3niner]

6. I'll bet Sophie's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[Siwsan]

8. I'm going to let her know we were just Rick Rolled!!

No doubt she will celebrate by racing at break neck speed, the entire length of the hallway!

[meow2u3]

7. Does your cat speak like an Eastern European spy?

[Siwsan]

9. Well, she has a pretty interesting purr

[procon]

10. Da kyoote kitteh iz mutch smores life lik. nt

[Vinca]

11. Sophie told me to tell you she wants a mink bed . . .

and a diamond collar. Love the kitty!

[Siwsan]

13. Sophie has a bed made out of a human being - me!

If she's not sleeping on me, she's pressed up against me. Not real fun, in this heat!

[morningglory]

12. Same eyes too! Amazing! nt

[Siwsan]

14. And Sophie hasn't had any "work" done.

Well, not that I know of, anyway.