Is Ted still in Cleveland? I hope he's gone before the mob gets him. His do was a thing of beauty.

[Stinky The Clown]

Ted to Trump: Fuck You, Donald. Don't you EVER fuck with me or my family again.

[still_one]

1. Cruz is a snake in the grass, and trump is a snake in the grass. What Cruz did, hopefully just

destroyed his political ambitions

[Gabi Hayes]

3. not necessarily, if trump, as we all hope and pray, loses

he'll be the neonazi Mr. Smith

not Jimmy Stewart's Mr. Smith, even though he was a pub. wonder what he'd have thought of Giuliani's crazed performance. can you imagine Stewart trying to reproduce that?

dana carvey, are you listening?

[Angel Martin]

6. I think you are right

even if Trump loses big like Goldwater, Cruz hurt himself.

people like Rockefeller and Romney who refused to endorse Goldwater were hurt by it in 1968.

[Raine]

2. Haha, I loved it! nt

[kestrel91316]

4. So happy to see you still here, Stinky!

But wait, didn't you change your name to Sparkly's Husband??

I have been away too long.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. No, the other way around

Husb2Sparkly (H2S) got changed to Stinky The Clown

As was pointed out to me, H2S is hydrogen sulfide, which is the active ingredient in farts!

I am a happy, kind clown most of the time.

The change was a natural!

[kestrel91316]

8. Oh that's right. I remember a time when you were still H2S and somebody lit into me

for calling you Stinky when we all knew that was your nickname.

[tallahasseedem]

5. This was a classic!

The one and only thing I will ever agree with him with.

The way he did it was a thing of beauty!

[eleny]

9. I didn't watch it tonight

But I think I'm gonna find it, make myself a cup of coffee and kick back for a gander.

Thanks!

[kwolf68]

10. Cruz's political career is over

But this is about the coolest thing he coulda done.

Maybe he put his family before his political aspirations.

If he did do that, then I have to respect the guy. I abhor his politics and he's a slimy, vile guy, but somewhere in there a good dude may be lurking to get out.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

11. Primary! Primary!

I am sure there is an even crazier rat fucker waiting in the wings to take his place.