General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSolly Mack
(90,762 posts)suffragette
(12,232 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)Too good - you mean the return of Watergreat (lifted from Mc Mike)!
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)LMAO
Trump wants the Nixon comparisons - let the fun begin!
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)lolololol
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)Hilary will be to blame..
malaise
(268,856 posts)in the prompter - he goes berserk!!!
Avalux
(35,015 posts)It's not very nice at all so I'd rather not say.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)onecaliberal
(32,812 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)OR someone in the crowd will start yelling for a 3rd beer run.
malaise
(268,856 posts)from the race
Cold sweat panic. Cruz will poop his pants and Christie will have to find a new host.
malaise
(268,856 posts)You folks are cracking me up here
Rex
(65,616 posts)Ben will run out on stage, his pants will fall off at the perfect comedy moment at which point people start laughing at him. Maxwell pulls out his hammer and starts whacking away at the front row yelling about how 'tough he was on his mommy'!
At that point Jeb? runs out from behind the curtains and tackles Carson or tries to and ends up taking out the entire delegation from Maine.
tcfrogs
(2,905 posts)Got nothing else crazy in mind.
malaise
(268,856 posts)Glorfindel
(9,726 posts)followed by vomiting and complete revolutions of the head. Shame on me.
malaise
(268,856 posts)If that happens I'll be laughing uncontrollably - I might have to dive to the wee wee room
Rex
(65,616 posts)I am playing a shame card immunity on this one.
Wednesdays
(17,337 posts)I guarantee it.
Except it will come out of the wrong orifice.
malaise
(268,856 posts)tallahasseedem
(6,716 posts)our mole has proven to be resourceful. OR maybe the speech changes in the middle, leaving him unsure of what's to come.
book_worm
(15,951 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)I hear he's getting up tonight - by the way where is Cheney?
nolabear
(41,959 posts)It will not go well.
malaise
(268,856 posts)Please please
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)head and a long pointed tail from his ass and he will spew green pea soup vomit all over the place.
malaise
(268,856 posts)suffragette
(12,232 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)Perfect
maryellen99
(3,788 posts)JHB
(37,158 posts)Hundreds of delegates clear out their intestinal tracts from both ends?
malaise
(268,856 posts)live
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)sorry in advance for the imagery.
onecaliberal
(32,812 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)onecaliberal
(32,812 posts)muntrv
(14,505 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)Peregrine Took
(7,412 posts)I can see her and Ivanka not getting along..both vying for his attention."
malaise
(268,856 posts)Damn!
jpak
(41,757 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)LuvNewcastle
(16,843 posts)He'll be injured and will get loads of sympathy. He'll be too frail to debate Hillary during the campaign.
jpak
(41,757 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)trueblue2007
(17,203 posts)I'm hoping that ALIENS abduct him & VP running mate (Mike Pence) -- REALLY !!!
I hope a huge alien flying saucer descends on the RNC convention & flies them & their families to a SAFE - undisclosed planet (Trump would be the King of said planet of course)!
This scenario would make for interesting news. (And of course the aliens would be CATS)
?oh=8ce627739c872407249c62c13d129977&oe=581FA69C
malaise
(268,856 posts)and he's already doing it
pamela
(3,469 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)Count on it. I bet he's pissed off it was leaked.
Flatpicker
(894 posts)As a pariah nation.
No better than Iraq under Saddam and Afghanistan under the Taliban.
George, you finally got me to miss you.
You were dumb, but not crazy.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)and hundreds of people will storm the stage trying to capture Trump, mistaking him for a Pokemon.
Lisa0825
(14,487 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)I never knew Consulates were great American symbols overseas.
Snarkoleptic
(5,997 posts)"Braaaaains", then realize he is in the wrong place.
malaise
(268,856 posts)and lies
suffragette
(12,232 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)I think he lost his place on the prompter
suffragette
(12,232 posts)jpak
(41,757 posts)suffragette
(12,232 posts)madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)malaise
(268,856 posts)and blame Obama for the divisions in the country when Don the Con himself fueled the birther and he's not one of us movement.