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malaise

(268,724 posts) Mon Jul 25, 2016, 07:59 PM Jul 2016

See it there - Merkley calms the waves

Calm down!

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See it there - Merkley calms the waves (Original Post) malaise Jul 2016 OP

But but but...if I have nothing to be outraged about, whatever shall I type? Rex Jul 2016 #1

I'm laughing so hard the freaking cat jumped malaise Jul 2016 #4

You have a cat!? Outrage!!! Rex Jul 2016 #6

We don't own cats malaise Jul 2016 #7

You don't own a cat!? OUTRAGE!!! Rex Jul 2016 #8

ROFL malaise Jul 2016 #10

Okay I have calmed down some...hmm...there is a snail crawling across my window on the outside. Rex Jul 2016 #14

You are cracking me up, Rex suffragette Jul 2016 #15

I have to tell you...I had just calmed down (the snail fell off the window) when I see your reply to Rex Jul 2016 #17

Oh Rex, just casting asparagus everywhere. suffragette Jul 2016 #18

AHHHHH! ASPARAGUS!!!! MAKES MY FARTS SMELL HORRIBLE! NO DOUBT A GOVT PLOT Rex Jul 2016 #20

How did the snail reach the window malaise Jul 2016 #16

Obviously he read some wikileaks email and wanted to spy on me. Dam Ruskie Slug! Rex Jul 2016 #19

Hehehehehhe malaise Jul 2016 #22

Everyone makes fun of Lady BlahBlah for wearing a meat suit, you know who doesn't make fun of her? Rex Jul 2016 #25

Heheheheh malaise Jul 2016 #26

Glad I could crack you guys up, gonna go get ready to watch the convention. Rex Jul 2016 #28

I think Mother Nature prefers USPS, i.e, snail mail. suffragette Jul 2016 #21

Well the pesky little intruder 'fell' (yeah right) off the window just as I was phoning up Langley. Rex Jul 2016 #23

Sure, he fell. Bet he fell right into that garlic and melted butter sauce you were whipping up. suffragette Jul 2016 #27

Snail tartar. Rex Jul 2016 #29

Here is the wave for those who missed it still_one Jul 2016 #2

Great wave malaise Jul 2016 #11

Thanks for the Great OP malaise still_one Jul 2016 #12

I just popped in to post what a great unifying speech Merkley gave suffragette Jul 2016 #3

Give thanks for CSpan malaise Jul 2016 #5

True that. Also thanks to Merkley for positive emphasis on some common goals suffragette Jul 2016 #9

He was good malaise Jul 2016 #13

bernie's california delegation seats are empty, they are probably taking dinner break BlueStateLib Jul 2016 #24

And now Franken is ripping Trump. suffragette Jul 2016 #30

He's with Silverman now - too good malaise Jul 2016 #31

Damn, stepped away for a minute. suffragette Jul 2016 #32

Not much - just a few jokes Here's one of my all time favorites - Bridge over Troubled Water malaise Jul 2016 #33

I love this song. So beautiful and very timely now! suffragette Jul 2016 #34

Rex

(65,616 posts)

1. But but but...if I have nothing to be outraged about, whatever shall I type?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:00 PM

Jul 2016

malaise

(268,724 posts)

4. I'm laughing so hard the freaking cat jumped

Reply to Rex (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:04 PM

Jul 2016

poutrage for the 'puter.

Rex

(65,616 posts)

6. You have a cat!? Outrage!!!

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:10 PM

Jul 2016

KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

malaise

(268,724 posts)

7. We don't own cats

Reply to Rex (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:12 PM

Jul 2016

We feed the neighborhood ferals and are quite attached to them.
They hang out on the patio when they choose. Observing cats has become a hobby

Rex

(65,616 posts)

8. You don't own a cat!? OUTRAGE!!!

Reply to malaise (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:15 PM

Jul 2016

I shall now write a 800 word essay on how outraged I am at non-owning cat people!

CAT PEOPLE! I made two movie references! OUTRAGE!!!!

malaise

(268,724 posts)

10. ROFL

Reply to Rex (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:22 PM

Jul 2016

Hehehehhehehe

Rex

(65,616 posts)

14. Okay I have calmed down some...hmm...there is a snail crawling across my window on the outside.

Reply to malaise (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:30 PM

Jul 2016

Hmm...OUTRAGE! Time to send a nasty note to Mother Nature, anyone know her email addy?

suffragette

(12,232 posts)

15. You are cracking me up, Rex

Reply to Rex (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:34 PM

Jul 2016

Rex

(65,616 posts)

17. I have to tell you...I had just calmed down (the snail fell off the window) when I see your reply to

Reply to suffragette (Reply #15)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:39 PM

Jul 2016

me and my innocent little self...how dare you tell me I am making you laugh! OUT-RAGE I TELLS YA! I'm going to go pull the plug on the Internets RIGHT NOW! Yep, here I go...better finish posting while you can. The WWW is going down!

Oh hey, hi suffragette! Excuse me while I clean up, outrage spittle all over the desk and keyboard.

suffragette

(12,232 posts)

18. Oh Rex, just casting asparagus everywhere.

Reply to Rex (Reply #17)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:42 PM

Jul 2016

Rex

(65,616 posts)

20. AHHHHH! ASPARAGUS!!!! MAKES MY FARTS SMELL HORRIBLE! NO DOUBT A GOVT PLOT

Reply to suffragette (Reply #18)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:44 PM

Jul 2016

TO see what is in my refrigerator!

OOOOOooouuuutrage...

malaise

(268,724 posts)

16. How did the snail reach the window

Reply to Rex (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:35 PM

Jul 2016

I will have to begin a lengthy discourse on the nerve of that snail
Holy Melania - great ad

Rex

(65,616 posts)

19. Obviously he read some wikileaks email and wanted to spy on me. Dam Ruskie Slug!

Reply to malaise (Reply #16)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:42 PM

Jul 2016

Oh sure, he 'fell' off the window just as I was phoning up Langley to report an intruder!

I keep an anti-Trump card in my underwear...shhh don't tell no one.

malaise

(268,724 posts)

22. Hehehehehhe

Reply to Rex (Reply #19)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:44 PM

Jul 2016

A pootiesnail- this could get interesting - I wonder if he can see Lady BlahBlah from your window

Langley!

Rex

(65,616 posts)

25. Everyone makes fun of Lady BlahBlah for wearing a meat suit, you know who doesn't make fun of her?

Reply to malaise (Reply #22)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:48 PM

Jul 2016

Lions. They take that shit seriously!

CALL LANGLEY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, SCREW THE MIDDLE MAN!

malaise

(268,724 posts)

26. Heheheheh

Reply to Rex (Reply #25)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:50 PM

Jul 2016

Rex

(65,616 posts)

28. Glad I could crack you guys up, gonna go get ready to watch the convention.

Reply to malaise (Reply #26)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:52 PM

Jul 2016

Friend is DVRing it, CALL LANGLEY might just become my signature line.

suffragette

(12,232 posts)

21. I think Mother Nature prefers USPS, i.e, snail mail.

Reply to Rex (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:44 PM

Jul 2016

Rex

(65,616 posts)

23. Well the pesky little intruder 'fell' (yeah right) off the window just as I was phoning up Langley.

Reply to suffragette (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:46 PM

Jul 2016

Snail. Mail! Love it!

suffragette

(12,232 posts)

27. Sure, he fell. Bet he fell right into that garlic and melted butter sauce you were whipping up.

Reply to Rex (Reply #23)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:52 PM

Jul 2016

And damn, now I'm getting hungry.

What's for dinner tonight?

Rex

(65,616 posts)

29. Snail tartar.

Reply to suffragette (Reply #27)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:53 PM

Jul 2016

We don't use fire here, it might create a plume of smoke that would alert local authorities to my whereabouts.

still_one

(92,061 posts)

2. Here is the wave for those who missed it

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:02 PM

Jul 2016

malaise

(268,724 posts)

11. Great wave

Reply to still_one (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:23 PM

Jul 2016

Profound

still_one

(92,061 posts)

12. Thanks for the Great OP malaise

Reply to malaise (Reply #11)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:24 PM

Jul 2016

suffragette

(12,232 posts)

3. I just popped in to post what a great unifying speech Merkley gave

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:03 PM

Jul 2016

And see you beat me to it!

K&R, sis, K&R

malaise

(268,724 posts)

5. Give thanks for CSpan

Reply to suffragette (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 25, 2016, 08:07 PM

Jul 2016

GEM$NBC and CNN must interrupt because otherwise you'd see and hear what's going on for yourself and not be forced to allow them to get away with fomenting non-stop controversy for ratings.