"I've lived a life of deep personal sacrifice!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[skip fox]

Donald (I've been too busy to eat lunch approximately half-a-dozen times a year for over a decade&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, George, that Muslim father at the Democratic Convention who lost his son in Afghanistan. . . Well, he looked like a nice guy, but what does he know about me? . . . He says I haven't made any sacrifices. . . . Where the hell does he get that? . . . I've employed thousands of people and built a marvelous company. . . . Plus, I got more votes in the Republican primaries, than anyone ever. . . . Ever! . . . Talk about sacrifice! . . . All he lost was a son. . . . I mean, I feel sorry for him but, there's really no comparison!"




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Aboe CAPTION based on the following ABC interview 7.30.16:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-father-fallen-soldier-ive-made-lot/story?id=41015051

[rurallib]

1. "had a hangnail for hours once"

[apcalc]

2. Once he took a cab

And gave a $1 tip.

[kestrel91316]

12. "Once I took a cab and the driver actually expected me to pay!"

[Xipe Totec]

3. If he only knew how hard it is to get a decent Ruben in this town...

He'd know what real sacrifice is.

[kag]

5. No, but he did once have to settle...

for yellow mustard because the car next to him didn't have any dijon.

[kag]

4. He was once in labor for over 24 hours without an epidural...

no...wait...that was my cat.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Trump was in labor for 24 minutes. Then his butler relieved him and finished making his bed. nt

[pkdu]

6. "Do you have any , I mean ANY , idea how much effort it takes to get 5 deferments , do you" ?

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. A bigger man would have let that one go quietly

But not that shithead. He's taking the gloves off to offend that still grieving family.

[3catwoman3]

11. Donny Drumpfenfurher...

...has absolutely no understanding of the notion of "discretion is the better part of valor."

[sarae]

9. All he lost was a son?!?!

REALLY. Did he really say that?!!!

God, every time he opens his mouth, I'm amazed that he finds a way to make me hate him even more.

[skip fox]

13. Caution. CAPTIONing is a creative activity at DU

but we try to channel our subject's essential self.

So, no he didn't actually say that, but . . .

[sarae]

17. Oh...

lol, thanks. I feel stupid now....carry on!

[Orsino]

10. Every day is a constant struggle...

...against the rabid wombat trying to eat his scalp. You'd be cranky and whiny, too.

[randome]

14. "You have no idea -none- how many chinchillas died to make my hair.

Every day I carry that guilt deep inside so no one else can see. It makes me strong. It makes me successful. It makes me a grrrreat lover!

You can stroke it for a bit if you want. I'm very, very okay with that."

[CTyankee]

15. And the white blue collar worker LIKES that?

Let me go now to contemplate how that can happen...

[duncang]

16. I sacraficed

I had to pay someone one time.

[milestogo]

18. "I stayed in a Holiday Inn during the Iowa caucuses."

[MrScorpio]

19. "One time, I ran out of Grey Poupon and had to use French's instead..."

"I know sacrifice."

[Thrill]

20. If any Democrat even said anything close to that

The media and Repubs would destroy them

[skip fox]

21. CAPTIONs at DU are creative.

Thus he didn't say precisely that.

We ususally try to channel our subject's essence for satiric purposes. Often we have to stretch things a bit.

Not here. All I really added (beside condensing the situation) is the part beginning "All he lost was a son." The cretin actually said something very close to all that came before. His answer to his sacrifice: he's built big and employed tens of thousands of workers.

(The problem with people like those at DU is that we don't understand real-world logic.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Nothing says sacrifice like a LITERAL GOLD THRONE

[Warren DeMontague]

23. "I had to pretend to eat not just a Trump Taco Bowl, but a whole order of McDonalds French Fries!"

[underpants]

26. Sacrifice? Those ketchup packets aren't going to open themselves!

I have to pretend to eat these fries and it doesn't even look authentic. Stoopid help forgot to take care of those icky things that God knows who touched.

The captions on this are hilarious.

[Laxman]

24. Sacrafice?.....

[dembotoz]

25. i have to eat at my own hotels

[Boldine]

27. I sacrificed I had to have Pence as my running mate.

[skip fox]

28. Donald is saying:

"I can't tell you how many times I've skipped desert. . . . Even this year!"