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Sat Aug 6, 2016, 11:39 PM

 

Source: Trump kept asking about Area 51 during classified briefing

I'll bet his questions are awesome. "So, you tell me. Why did Obama present a clearly-forged birth certificate? Didn't he lose his citizenship when his mother remarried and moved to Indonesia?"

And so they explain it to him and he keeps saying, "That's not what my sources say!"

It's gotta be like telling Palin the Queen does not run England, or why there are two Koreas."

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Reply Source: Trump kept asking about Area 51 during classified briefing (Original post)
jberryhill Aug 2016 OP
pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #1
jberryhill Aug 2016 #8
Volaris Aug 2016 #15
TDale313 Aug 2016 #2
herding cats Aug 2016 #3
jberryhill Aug 2016 #4
herding cats Aug 2016 #5
Doodley Aug 2016 #6
jberryhill Aug 2016 #7
Person 2713 Aug 2016 #9
pinboy3niner Aug 2016 #12
jberryhill Aug 2016 #13
flamingdem Aug 2016 #10
Warpy Aug 2016 #11
Buckeye_Democrat Aug 2016 #14

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Aug 6, 2016, 11:44 PM

1. He wanted to play with the 'football,' assuring them he was good at sports

But Agent Lucy punked him.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 12:17 AM

8. The DoD is consulting with Nerf for some new approaches to the football

 


It'll work a lot like the regular one, but won't hurt anyone or damage the walls.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #8)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 03:02 PM

15. Lol the Generals just get him a 'box of used pinball machine parts'

with a bigass Red Button on it (ala old ass Street Fighter arcade consoles) so whenever he gets upset he can just asmash away on that fucker and think he put the Hammer down on those damned brown people.

Some video footage of the 'aftermath' and it's a Done Deal...but we can never tell the dirty libural media about it, Mr President; they'll just lie about it anyway, Sir. You Understand.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Aug 6, 2016, 11:48 PM

2. It was widely reported he repeatedly asked

Why we can't use nuclear weapons if we have them.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Aug 6, 2016, 11:48 PM

3. His sources are tabloids and Twitters low hanging twits.

At least Palin tried to pretend she was legitimate to the small extent she could in the beginning. <--(I cannot believe those words were just forced out of my keypad by my fingers!) Trump embraced his batshit crazy from out of the chute, and still has that bit firmly in his teeth!

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Response to herding cats (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 6, 2016, 11:53 PM

4. Rand Paul never had a chance against him

 

Stole his dad's constituency right out from under him.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 12:02 AM

5. That he did.

Ron Paul's base belongs to Trump now. Which has to suck for little Rand!

To be fair, Trump has manipulated them way better than daddy Paul ever did. Who knew Atlas shrugs were so fickle?

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 12:04 AM

6. He asked about the faking of the moon landings and Ted Cruz's connection to JFK.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 12:08 AM

7. And I'll bet he sure knew more than he did

 

They kept trying to sell him the official stories.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 12:37 AM

9. Area 51 OFFS this is his concern?

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Response to Person 2713 (Reply #9)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 01:39 AM

12. The fake headline is satirical. :) nt

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #12)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 11:50 AM

13. Oh yeah? Prove he didn't.

 

There is no evidence that he did not ask about it.

A lot of people I talk to say he did. Maybe he probably did. So there are questions A lot of people think are worth asking. Why don't you go check it out.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 01:26 AM

10. Hahaha he believes in aliens!

This man is a full on idiot

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 01:32 AM

11. It sounds like he spends a lot of time watching conspiracy bullshit

on cable TV because that's about the level of his 100% pop culture "education." He'd be like the Ugly Americans I read about trying to mansplain (and womansplain) to Egyptologists on pyramid tours what the the aliens guy with the weird hair told them on the teevee.

I think it's got to be like explaining astrophysics to a blender, it's just not going to penetrate on any level.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Aug 7, 2016, 11:53 AM

14. Ask about the "lizard people," Donald!

Also, find out where the Illuminati are holding their super-secret meetings to control everything behind the scenes.

My goodness, he's a kook!!

EDIT: Oh, this thread is a joke. To be honest, it's very hard to tell when it comes to him!

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