Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump

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Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.

New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US.

Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world.

“It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more.

“To say you’ve been sent from the future to stop Donald Trump is a very unusual psychological delusion, especially to be suffered by so many people, with such a similar stated aim.

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http://newsthump.com/2016/03/03/psychiatric-hospitals-filling-up-with-time-travellers-sent-back-to-kill-donald-trump/

[underahedgerow]

1. hahahah one of my favorites....

Saw it first on dailycaviar.com, my friend's site.

[sakabatou]

2. Is Newsthump like the Onion?

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3. I don't think it's real. :)

[struggle4progress]

7. Slaughter of first-borns could save £50bn in Child Benefit, pledges Theresa May

http://newsthump.com/2016/07/26/slaughter-of-first-borns-could-save-50bn-in-child-benefit-pledges-theresa-may/

[longship]

4. Love the "Twelve Monkeys" allusion.

R&K for making my morning.

[lindysalsagal]

5. In related news, new reality TV show broadcasts from the future:

"The Nine Wives of Donald Trump."

When asked for a comment, the presidential nominee replied, "They're gonna love me."

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6. LOL!

[Initech]

8. I've been saying if time travel is invented, this will happen.

[chade]

9. Clearly these travelers didn't read

the Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act.

Best of luck on your journeys, friends from the future!

[stopwastingmymoney]

10. I enjoyed that, thanks for linking, nt