Trump wants merit based immigration. How would someone like Melania get in under such a system?

[fried eggs]

Would there be a special Immigration Merit Panel judging nude photos of would be immigrants?

[kacekwl]

1. She has white skin

That's all the merit that is required.

[gratuitous]

2. Would breast augmentation surgery be a prerequisite?

Or would the simple promise of getting a boob job in the first year after entry be sufficient?

Let's ask the five nice white guys in the photo. Their ties run the spectrum from blue through yellow to red. Their skin tones run the spectrum from A to A, pasty white to ruddy white. What could be more diverse?

[MyNameGoesHere]

3. I think

Former sex workers from Eastern Europe will be exempt. That's my guess at least.

[spanone]

4. rules don't apply to folks like don. he and his cronies would be exempt.