God Will Kill You If You Don't Vote for Trump

[Different Drummer]

http://www.gopocalypse.org/insufferable-moron-says-if-you-dont-vote-for-trump-god-will-kill-you/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Isn't he going to kill us all eventually?

[GeorgeGist]

2. FEC sent God a letter ...

demanding that God prove existence.

So far crickets.

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. HA!

[Pakid]

3. Well I'm going to die sooner or later

better to die standing up against this fascist SOB than to help him harm millions.

[Warpy]

4. Well Trump will kill them if they do

You'd think these religion addled morons would be lining up to commit suicide, but those who profess to love god the most are the ones who least want to meet up with him.

Don't tell me y'all haven't noticed.

(and do realize I specified "religion addled morons." This is not a broad brush attack against more sensible believers)

[Spitfire of ATJ]

5. Why did I know this was going to be Michele Bachmann?