Jesus H. Christ. What sort of drugs is Mary Matalin on? MSNBC. Wow.

[catbyte]

Glazed eyes, slurred words, talking 100% bullshit--well, that one is her MO, but still...

What's his face needs to get her to rehab stat. I'm having a senior moment. Who's her husband? Serpent Head. Sorry, lol.

[steve2470]

1. James Carville nt

[Laffy Kat]

3. A.K.A. Skelator, whom I've always liked.

That's got to be an interesting marriage.

[KelleyKramer]

10. Wait, I thought Rick Scott was Skelator

Not sure how I missed that about Carville

[Laffy Kat]

12. No, Governor Rick Scott is Voldemort!

Everyone knows that. Sheesh.

[KelleyKramer]

13. Ok, I had to lookup Voldemort

A quick check on the google and the pictures sure seem to fit for Rick Scott

Guess I need to start a list to keep up with everyones nickname

[elleng]

2. Same as ever!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. I was afraid she was going to start rubbing her foot up and down John Heilemann's leg.

She kind of reminded me of Brett Somers on the old Match Game when they'd all be bombed by the end of the day's shooting.

[kysrsoze]

5. She always seems like she's sky-high and it's not pot or she'd probably have empathy

[justhanginon]

6. I don't think even pot would help. She is a died in the wool republican

and I am firmly convinced that they are born genetically with out the ability for empathy. In its place they got a double dose of the mean gene to make up for it.

[madokie]

7. Nothing that you or I would want to be taking

I"ll assure you of that

Mellaril in her case is my bet

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Must be taking a bit of

Old Crow to settle down the nerves.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Just good old fashioned high-test 'Merkin liquor, I suspect.

Don't those guys have their own brand of whiskey? It's like Willie Nelson and pot; when you have your own line of the stuff, you're probably beyond just a simple aficionado.

[Major Nikon]

11. She appeared drunk on Maher's show some time back

[spiderpig]

14. I hadn't seen MM for a long time before this interview and thought the same thing

What the heck was she on? She was orbiting Planet Matalin.