Breaking on Alex Jones: Hillary has Stage Nine Death Cancer of the Brain!

[backscatter712]

You saw it here on Alex Jones first, folks!

We just saw Hillary being led away IN DISTRESS from 9/11. I wondered what brought that about. So next, I'm gonna show you a slow-mo of Hillary opening a jar of pickles. See how her hand moves back and to the left... Back and to the left... Back and to the left... Proof that it's a FAKE PICKLE JAR! I'll bet her Secret Service guy was there with her seizure med injector just in case that was too hard for her.

So let me pound my fists on the table and tell you Hillary is unfit to be Presdident. This is dangerous information, folks, and I'm sure the feds are going to send their wetworks boys for me, but I'll be armed, and dammit I won't go without a fight!

Coming up next on Alex Jones, watch as I stick my head up my own ass and lick my own tonsils!

[jonno99]

1. Stage 9? Sounds serious!

[pinboy3niner]

2. I KNEW it!

[lpbk2713]

3. Her future is not bright.

She has chronic dandruff.

She's been to several specialists and none were able to give her any hope.

[Mendocino]

4. Stage 9 death cancer

is the double secret probation of brain tumors.

[Eleanors38]

5. I think Jones' is in Plan 9 From Outter Space.

[tandem5]

6. Stage 9 from outer space? Is it alien death cancer?

[malaise]

7. When is the funeral

Isn't stage nine like five more than death??