Codias Launches "The Conservative Social Network"

[brooklynite]

4President.org:

AUSTIN, TX - Codias, an Austin-based company whose mission is to equip conservatives for modern political warfare, has launched a public beta for the first social network designed exclusively for the conservative movement.

Codias allows conservative citizens, candidates, and organizations to quickly find, connect, and communicate securely with other conservative allies nationwide to achieve common political objectives. Unlike other platforms, Codias offers users enhanced privacy, security, and freedom to express conservative views without fear of censorship.

"The time has come for conservatives to develop our own independent platforms that serve our own needs and advance our own agenda," said Cody M. Brown, founder of Codias. "Codias serves as a digital basecamp for conservatives, while at the same time allowing users to integrate other social channels for the purpose of winning the hearts and minds of our fellow Americans."

I suspect this'll be right up there with CONSERVAPEDIA...

[byronius]

1. 'Gold Card Package includes useful unlimited access to all prior issues of Der Stürmer'.

They're covering all the conservative bases, I'm sure -- racism, misogyny, authoritarian anti-democracy masked as democracy, election fraud, religious legislation, scapegoatism, solipsism -- did I leave anything out?

They won't.

'Conservapedia' -- chortle. Is that still a thing?

[salin]

2. that was my first thought. Further into the bubble/altered reality/converapedia!

[NightWatcher]

3. Where assholes can connect with other assholes, how quaint

[gratuitous]

4. Will they carry the Sarah Palin channel?

Honestly, these mokes are just begging to be ridiculed. Yes, conservatives desperately need platforms that serve their needs and advance their agenda, because Fox, the Heritage Foundation, CNN, Rush Limbaugh, the Koch Brothers, NBC, the American Enterprise Institute, CBS, Crossroads America, ABC, and the Wall Street Journal, just aren't enough.

The good news is these dumbasses will be broke by Thanksgiving, and any money poured down their rathole won't be spent on anything that might be useful for conservatives.

[world wide wally]

5. The only thing they want to keep secret is their racism, otherwise they are all over tv

with their views

[misterhighwasted]

6. Cody needs to define conservative.

As it is right now, some long time conservatives have abandoned the ship. They no longer recognize nor align with the current conservative party.

Isn't Cody's brilliant idea just like facebook?

[Hortensis]

7. I haven't met a politically involved conservative yet who

doesn't need outsiders to insult. At least mild hostility toward outsiders is part of the package, part of what makes most conservatives conservative. Some can be satisfied sharing insults among themselves, some too decent and principled for that, but most want to exercise their aggression on others, especially acting in groups. Without at least offense, there's little satisfaction.

[Blue_Tires]

8. These folks are just begging to get trolled through fake accounts

[Johonny]

9. A place to find out what stupid people think about stupid stuff

It's like the Internet only dumber

[Hugin]

10. Well, count me out. A few blowhards bellowing out manifestos surrounded by...

a chorus of "Amens" is not my idea of a great way to spend any Saturday night.

Anyway, if I ever did find myself with a craving for the stupidly unsane. I need only go as far as the comments section on any media site or my own FB news feed.