Boy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far...

[PCIntern]

So I was out early, driving to get some bagels and lox for breakfast, and this state trooper pulled me over. Good looking but weird guy flashes his badge, told me that I'd been speeding, erased the hard drive on my GPS, then he held me down and cut my hair, THEN he tied me to the top of his patrol car and drove me 400 miles and dropped me off in Buffalo, New York. He told me that this is a better place to be because the trees are all the right height. Now what am I supposed to do? I had offered him a doughnut but he didn't know what I was talking about. He told me he fixed the Olympics so I should get myself out of this jam myself. WTF does all this mean?

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL!!!

[irisblue]

1. creepy, just creepy

you really need those bagels and lox now, maybe 2 donuts too.

[BeyondGeography]

2. Positively presidential

[w8liftinglady]

30. LOL! I needed that!

[Tennessee Gal]

3. LOL!

You ran into the Itty Bitty Mitty on Father's Day.

How fortunate you are!

[PCIntern]

4. I read your first line as something else.

I "self corrected". I think you know what I mean. LOL

[Tennessee Gal]

6. LOL!

Sorry ........

[PCIntern]

9. Don't be sorry… Great stuff! Nt

[treestar]

5. It means you should go to 711 and get some cookies

and celebrate!

[PCIntern]

8. … And stay away from Wawa's! Nt

[Aerows]

29. I want cheesey grits now.

[Mira]

7. Made my day

Great post, hits all the highlights of Rmoney transgressions that we are aware of so far.
Except (unlike Semus) you did not run away when you came off the top of the car. You came and told about it.
Congrats for surviving the ordeals.

[rurallib]

10. be thankful you still have your job.

[siligut]

11. It means, you are a long way from home.

With a bad haircut. Happy Father's Day

[MrMickeysMom]

12. Awww....

He just wanted you to know who your DADDY really was....

[BlancheSplanchnik]

13. Buffalo? Hey you're not too far from me

can you swing by with some of that lox and bagels?????????

Oh, and, glad you're ok after your ordeal.
But don't forget the cream cheese. And some red onions, too, if you could? Thankx.





Happy Faddah's Day.

[H2O Man]

14. Well done.

Recommended.

[MADem]

15. Oh come off it--we know you "scrambled up on that patrol car" yourself!

And....and...you LIKED it!!!

Yeaaah...that's the ticket!

[Arkansas Granny]

16. Undoubtedly, his touchscreen system was malfunctioning and ordered those actions for him.

[Lint Head]

17. Wonder if Mitt has a servant who wipes his butt?

[lunasun]

25. Just saw the movie The Dictator + SBC had one

looked uncomfortable to be on either end of that relationship.....

[TheDebbieDee]

18. K&R! Thanks for the laugh...........

[malaise]

19. Hilarious

Happy Father's Day

[grantcart]

20. something strange is going on

I am at this buffet and went to the Men's room and I can over hear a woman weeping softly saying that she is the bookkeeper and shouldn't have to bus tables. He replies "its father's day and everyone must work, and st crying. The fact that you just had a kid is no excuse, Bill had a kid a week ago and he isn't having any problems at all". She responds "you know I should have been made manager, I was here longer and had bettter job reviews". He responds, "Mary get out there and bus the tables or your fired, and you know how much I like firing people". He comes out of the office and says "Isn't this a great time to be a dad?"

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. Did you shit on his roof? n/t

[PCIntern]

23. Hadn't thought of that!

Perhaps next time.

[HopeHoops]

22. Did he drop you off naked? I thought that was part of the traditional hazing thing.

[JDPriestly]

24. Title should be: Attack of the Romneybot

[Spitfire of ATJ]

26. This is brilliant

[Skittles]

27. PURE GREATNESS

[REP]

28. You're telling me. I tried to call my father, but my calling plan doesn't cover the afterlife

Which kind of makes sense, since he was a Jew.

[gopiscrap]

31. I love it

you've been too much of mittens on the tube!