Brockton, Massachusetts man charged in assault with stolen sausage

[Ian David]

A 22-year-old Brockton, Massachusetts man was charged on Sunday morning with assaulting another man with stolen sausage links and a wrench, in attack police and the victim said appeared to be unmotivated, according to The Enterprise News.

Michael A. Baker was arrested after a passer-by spotted his victim bleeding from lacerations on his head, apparently due to several swift blows by a wrench. The victim later told police that Baker initially attacked him with sausage links, abandoning a bundle of bread and cheese in a nearby waste bin.

Baker reportedly stole the victim’s bicycle and some jewelry and was caught a short time later.

The report noted that police later discovered a sausage stand at a nearby fairgrounds that had been broken into, and it was missing sausage links, bread and cheese.

More:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/18/massachusetts-man-charged-in-assault-with-stolen-sausage/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

RawStory says the suspect is from Brockton... The Enterprise says he's from Holbrook.

[rug]

1. He was captured as he was boarding a plane to Vienna.

[Ian David]

3. He was confused about what it means to "beat your meat." n/t

[smirkymonkey]

7. First laughing outburst of the day!

[jtuck004]

2. He got rid of the bread and cheese. Should have hid the sausage. n/t

[KansDem]

4. With today's economy, this kind of thing will only get wurst

The report noted that police later discovered a sausage stand at a nearby fairgrounds that had been broken into, and it was missing sausage links, bread and cheese.

What? No wine?

[Blue_Tires]

5. Red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all?

[pinboy3niner]

6. Wurst OP I've seen lately

[rug]

8. If I had a sausage handy I'd beat you with it for that.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Heh heh

Sometimes I can't help myself--I just have this compulsion to act like a little brat.

[rug]

15. !

[Blue Owl]

9. Hot sausage -- must have been an Italian

n/t

[HopeHoops]

10. What a wiener.

[grilled onions]

11. I Relish These Kind Of Stories

Frankly we need a laugh with all the *icks in the news.

[pinboy3niner]

14. grilled onions on a sausage thread, LOL

Perfect!

[Initech]

13. Was his first name O-S-C-A-R?

[KamaAina]

16. The suspect is believed to be headed to Milwaukee

[pinboy3niner]

17. After all that sausage, the 'beer capital of the world' is a natural destination

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Bad link.

[madinmaryland]

19. At least he wasn't having sex with a teddy bear...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018136612

[frylock]

20. what a brat

[RagAss]

21. How was he linked to the crime?

[pinboy3niner]

22. Investigation found his alibi was baloney

[bluedigger]

23. I hate an unmotivated assault.

Don't just wave that sausage around, dammit - hit me!

[Warren DeMontague]

24. That's why it's so important to hide the sausage.

...what?