Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:30 PM
progressoid (44,200 posts)
Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six HorcruxesStabbing a copy of The Art Of The Deal with a Basilisk’s tooth is the next step to eliminating Donald Trump, according to experts this morning. Donald Trump howled in agony and demanded a flask of serpent’s milk to help him recover some strength after the destruction of his first Horcrux on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame yesterday. Trump, whose unusually-styled hair is believed to hide a face on the back of his head, is understood to have concealed fragments of his soul in multiple receptacles in an attempt to protect himself from defeat in the forthcoming election. Fragments are believed to be hidden in places as diverse as the fabric of Trump Tower, a pussy he grabbed without warning in 2003, and Mike Pence’s unnaturally shining white head of hair. 
...http://newsthump.com/2016/10/27/destruction-of-walk-of-fame-star-leaves-donald-trump-down-to-his-last-six-horcruxes/ 
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Author | Time | Post |
 Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six Horcruxes (Original post) |
progressoid | Oct 2016 | OP |
| niyad | Oct 2016 | #1 | |
| FSogol | Oct 2016 | #2 | |
| Solly Mack | Oct 2016 | #3 | |
| dixiegrrrrl | Oct 2016 | #4 | |
| lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #5 | |
| Borchkins | Oct 2016 | #7 | |
| calimary | Oct 2016 | #8 | |
| gratuitous | Oct 2016 | #9 | |
| lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #15 | |
| mwooldri | Oct 2016 | #10 | |
| Hekate | Oct 2016 | #12 | |
| Lucinda | Oct 2016 | #17 | |
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:32 PM
2. Is he attempting to enter the White House and say his name backwards?
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:33 PM
Solly Mack (76,887 posts)
3. Expelliarmus!
Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 03:08 PM
dixiegrrrrl (57,831 posts)
4. Brilliant!!!!!!!!
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:07 PM
lindysalsagal (11,258 posts)
5. I think I found another one: Kinda small....
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:46 PM
calimary (53,795 posts)
8. Oh, for a vial of Veritas serum...
Response to gratuitous (Reply #9)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 07:16 PM
lindysalsagal (11,258 posts)
15. You forgot his life-sized self-portrait, paid for my his foundation.
Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:10 PM
10. If Donald needed to defend his horcrux....
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... he needed a bigger wall.
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:58 PM
Hekate (56,734 posts)
12. Thank you, thank you. Horcruxes to The Donald's rescue.....
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