Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:30 PM
progressoid (46,834 posts)
Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six HorcruxesStabbing a copy of The Art Of The Deal with a Basilisk’s tooth is the next step to eliminating Donald Trump, according to experts this morning. Donald Trump howled in agony and demanded a flask of serpent’s milk to help him recover some strength after the destruction of his first Horcrux on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame yesterday. Trump, whose unusually-styled hair is believed to hide a face on the back of his head, is understood to have concealed fragments of his soul in multiple receptacles in an attempt to protect himself from defeat in the forthcoming election. Fragments are believed to be hidden in places as diverse as the fabric of Trump Tower, a pussy he grabbed without warning in 2003, and Mike Pence’s unnaturally shining white head of hair. ![]() ...http://newsthump.com/2016/10/27/destruction-of-walk-of-fame-star-leaves-donald-trump-down-to-his-last-six-horcruxes/ ![]()
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progressoid | Oct 2016 | OP |
niyad | Oct 2016 | #1 | |
FSogol | Oct 2016 | #2 | |
Solly Mack | Oct 2016 | #3 | |
dixiegrrrrl | Oct 2016 | #4 | |
lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #5 | |
Borchkins | Oct 2016 | #7 | |
calimary | Oct 2016 | #8 | |
gratuitous | Oct 2016 | #9 | |
lindysalsagal | Oct 2016 | #15 | |
mwooldri | Oct 2016 | #10 | |
Hekate | Oct 2016 | #12 | |
Lucinda | Oct 2016 | #17 | |
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:31 PM
niyad (88,053 posts)
1. that was funny!!
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:32 PM
FSogol (42,747 posts)
2. Is he attempting to enter the White House and say his name backwards?
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:33 PM
Solly Mack (86,764 posts)
3. Expelliarmus!
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 03:08 PM
dixiegrrrrl (59,965 posts)
4. Brilliant!!!!!!!!
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:07 PM
lindysalsagal (16,949 posts)
5. I think I found another one: Kinda small....
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:30 PM
Borchkins (712 posts)
7. Too flipping funny!
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:46 PM
calimary (69,076 posts)
8. Oh, for a vial of Veritas serum...
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:50 PM
gratuitous (77,729 posts)
9. The remaining horcruxes
A first edition copy of "The Art of the Deal."
One of the tiaras from the Miss America pageant. Donald's mother's wedding ring. Loving cup trophy from Donald's office inscribed "World's Greatest Dad" that he bought for himself. The tie that Trump wears to all the debates. Okay Potterheads, you're going to have to help me out here. What were the rest of them? |
Response to gratuitous (Reply #9)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 07:16 PM
lindysalsagal (16,949 posts)
15. You forgot his life-sized self-portrait, paid for my his foundation.
He knew no one would ever break into his house to steal it.
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Response to progressoid (Original post)
Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:10 PM
mwooldri (10,009 posts)
10. If Donald needed to defend his horcrux....
... he needed a bigger wall.
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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:58 PM
Hekate (76,914 posts)
12. Thank you, thank you. Horcruxes to The Donald's rescue.....
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