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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:30 PM

Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six Horcruxes

Stabbing a copy of The Art Of The Deal with a Basilisk’s tooth is the next step to eliminating Donald Trump, according to experts this morning.


Donald Trump howled in agony and demanded a flask of serpent’s milk to help him recover some strength after the destruction of his first Horcrux on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame yesterday.

Trump, whose unusually-styled hair is believed to hide a face on the back of his head, is understood to have concealed fragments of his soul in multiple receptacles in an attempt to protect himself from defeat in the forthcoming election.

Fragments are believed to be hidden in places as diverse as the fabric of Trump Tower, a pussy he grabbed without warning in 2003, and Mike Pence’s unnaturally shining white head of hair.



...http://newsthump.com/2016/10/27/destruction-of-walk-of-fame-star-leaves-donald-trump-down-to-his-last-six-horcruxes/



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Reply Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six Horcruxes (Original post)
progressoid Oct 2016 OP
niyad Oct 2016 #1
FSogol Oct 2016 #2
Solly Mack Oct 2016 #3
dixiegrrrrl Oct 2016 #4
lindysalsagal Oct 2016 #5
Borchkins Oct 2016 #7
calimary Oct 2016 #8
gratuitous Oct 2016 #9
lindysalsagal Oct 2016 #15
mwooldri Oct 2016 #10
Hekate Oct 2016 #12
Lucinda Oct 2016 #17
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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:31 PM

1. that was funny!!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:32 PM

2. Is he attempting to enter the White House and say his name backwards?

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 02:33 PM

3. Expelliarmus!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 03:08 PM

4. Brilliant!!!!!!!!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:07 PM

5. I think I found another one: Kinda small....

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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:30 PM

7. Too flipping funny!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:46 PM

8. Oh, for a vial of Veritas serum...

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 04:50 PM

9. The remaining horcruxes

A first edition copy of "The Art of the Deal."

One of the tiaras from the Miss America pageant.

Donald's mother's wedding ring.

Loving cup trophy from Donald's office inscribed "World's Greatest Dad" that he bought for himself.

The tie that Trump wears to all the debates.

Okay Potterheads, you're going to have to help me out here. What were the rest of them?

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 07:16 PM

15. You forgot his life-sized self-portrait, paid for my his foundation.

He knew no one would ever break into his house to steal it.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:10 PM

10. If Donald needed to defend his horcrux....

... he needed a bigger wall.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Thu Oct 27, 2016, 05:58 PM

12. Thank you, thank you. Horcruxes to The Donald's rescue.....

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Thu Oct 27, 2016, 07:30 PM

17. KNR

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