I was completely unaware "Liberals Use Witchcraft Against Conservatives"

[Snarkoleptic]

This guy is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

The web literally is coming down on America. And what’s sad is, how many Christians feel this fog on their head at times? Do you feel that? It’s almost like everything’s going wrong. We don’t realize it’s a remnant operating strategically through organizations that are intent on shifting the American culture and discipling the country. And that fog that’s on Christians is the collective witchcraft that comes over the Body of Christ because there’s spirits being authorized to be released.

The fog on the heads of the idjits sending money to these televangelists is not witchcraft, it's stupidity.

[pinboy3niner]

1. What, you mean you don't?

[Snarkoleptic]

10. I WAS holding back the spell book, but it's time to crank into high gear.

First targets for spells (and maybe some chalk pentagrams) are these pillars of the religious community-

[underpants]

30. What subject in school is the witches' favorite?

Spelling

[underpants]

33. Pinterest sucks

The admins there booted my best flying monkey supplier.

[Kber]

2. Excellent!

Our plan is working!

[TheMastersNemesis]

3. If It Worked I Would Be Temptedd To Use Voodoo Or Spells Against GOP & Trump.

You get so pissed at the Republiturds you wish you had the power Darth Vader had. Just the flip of the hand and they are in crisis.
Of course such things don't work. Honestly everything the GOP does and wants is destructive.

[Snarkoleptic]

11. Prolly could make a lot of coin selling voodoo dolls of political figures.

Maybe we can get Skinner on board to set up a parallel website that works on 'the dark side' (ominous organ music) 'muaaaahaaaaa haaaaa'.

[mucifer]

4. It's us Jooos we have all the power.

[Siwsan]

5. Damn, the plot is undone! Now I've got to come up with a new game plan!!

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I wish we were better at it; if we really were witches

we'd never have to deal with the likes of Trump at all. If I could, I'd turn him into a garden slug.

On second thought, I'd turn him into a failed presidential candidate who's completely bankrupt as the result of multiple lawsuits, criminal prosecutions, and a divorce that has left him penniless. After serving prison time he lives alone in a run-down trailer somewhere in Alabama, where, clad in a sleeveless undershirt and overalls, he sits on his front step drinking malt liquor, looking for drones and railing nonstop against The Establishment. He has a teardrop tattoo under one eye; he didn't actually kill anybody in prison but he wants people to think he did. The neighbors avoid him and won't let their children play anywhere near his trailer.

[Snarkoleptic]

12. Perhaps we should invest in pointy hats, black cats, and whatnot.

I plan on going all out on Monday.

[Rocknrule]

7. "Liberals put fog on our heads at times"

Actually no. You're just brain-dead morons who believe whatever you hear on Fux News.

[Skittles]

8. when that video didn't load right away

I was sure this was going to be a Trump post

[texanwitch]

9. Even in Texas

With a Texan accent even.

We will get Texas blue.

[getagrip_already]

14. yeah, sorry about that guys....

A squirel ran by and broke my concentration, otherwise they wouldn't have noticed the spell.

I'll be more careful.

[Worried senior]

15. I really wish we could

I also could use some good juju myself.

[MindPilot]

16. Well, some spirits did enter my body last night.

Definitely caused a bit of a fog.

[mwooldri]

17. Like it's a bad thing?

Personally I use truthiness but I digress...

[stone space]

18. Hope it works!

[Jason1961]

19. Our secret is out

Bet he found this on Wikileaks

[GoCubsGo]

20. Well then, fuck you, my fellow liberals, for not teaching me witchcraft.

I have been missing out on the fun all these years. I feel so cheated. Where do I get witchcraft lessons?

[underpants]

29. You have to come to the meetings

Oh and bring some bongos. The guitar to bongos ratio
Was all out of whack at the last meeting. Our performance of Kumbaya sucked.

[Initech]

21. We do? Tell me more about my magical witchcraft powers, oh wise one!

[HipChick]

22. I do have a special Trump spell to make him go away

It's called voting for Hillary..

[Initech]

23. We also have these things called "facts" and "logic".

Something that goes over the heads of Trump supporters!

[HipChick]

35. Nah..you have to speak to them on their level...

Hocus Pocus
Hillary Win! Win Big!
So Mote It Me

[Initech]

36. Donald Trump does kind of speak like a caveman doesn't he?

"I'm the greatest!"
"Nobody is greater than I am!"
"She's a nasty woman!"
"He bad hombre!"
"I don't like mosquitos!!"

[milestogo]

24. Thats why the election is scheduled shortly after Halloween

when our collective powers are strongest.

[Wounded Bear]

25. Why do you think they hated Harry Potter?

All those witches are Liberal-Social-Commie-Fascists. Don't you know?

[rug]

26. .

[Hekate]

43. Ah, c'mon, Hillary is either Hermione or Minerva McGonagle.

We know that much.

[Liberal Veteran]

27. So he's saying witchcraft is more powerful than Jesus?

[PoliticAverse]

28. ...

[Warpy]

31. There's no crazy like god crazy

bless their hearts.

[RKP5637]

32. Oh, I'm busy stirring and working spells now. Halloweens coming, got to be prepared

to hex the village with ultra-left implants!

[putitinD]

34. Which one of you turned Trump into a pumpkin head?

[rockfordfile]

37. Whoops!

[lindysalsagal]

38. Apparently you didn't realize that my spell made you watch Jim Bakker.

I call it the Abraca-sham spell. Works every time.

[tavernier]

39. I considered a Cruciatus Curse

but decided to just give him a pig nose and tail when he wakes up.

[Doc_Technical]

42. Screamin' Jay Hawkins is my Master