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POLITICSCruz Said Americans Dont Have Right To Masturbate. His College Roommates Response Is PERFECT
Ted Cruz (R-TX) is well known for his tyrannical puritanism and unhealthy aversion to anything sexual. Hes spent his entire life shaming people for expressing their natural sexuality especially women. Cruz never grew or even deviated from his smug and self-righteous imposition of his own morals on those around him, from that time he was in college and called his friends mother a whore for her abortion to his recent assertions that he would force women to carry their rapists baby to term.
As a solicitor general, he argued that Americans have no right to sell sex toys or even have the right to masturbate at all. There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate ones genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship he argued in defense of a state ban on dildos in 2004, as apparently they are obscene devices that likely contain demons that are released upon orgasm or whatever primitive nonsense that evangelicals use to justify the imposition of Christian sharia law.
Ted Cruzs roommate in college, however, has a very different story to tell.
Craig Mazin ✔ @clmazin
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
10:35 AM - 13 Apr 2016
http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/04/13/cruz-said-americans-dont-right-masturbate-college-roommates-response-perfect/
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SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)instead of inflicting him on the world.
I was going to say the same thing!
ILFightinDem
(56 posts)I nominate this one.
Thank you for the laugh - I needed one today (unrelated to the election).
scscholar
(2,902 posts)I agree.
JHan
(10,173 posts)Cruz is so full of shit LMAOOOo
calimary
(81,179 posts)Rocknrule
(5,697 posts)"It's only okay when we do it"
Oh, and Ted? FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!
dalton99
(781 posts)DK504
(3,847 posts)I just threw up in my mouth, thanks.
lame54
(35,277 posts)He's got spunk
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesnt always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one youre already in.[/center][/font][hr]
calimary
(81,179 posts)But I wouldn't call it spunk...
progressoid
(49,961 posts)MineralMan
(146,281 posts)He's scared crapless that Bog will damn him to Hell for wanking.
dalton99
(781 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)gvstn
(2,805 posts)Sorry for not being very religious but... Jesus fucking Christ!
Does he really think any woman wants an abortion? Or deserves to be called a "whore" for liking a guy in a natural and instinctive/biological physical way? Or anyone should be made to feel bad about themselves for touching themselves where it feels particularly good and does no harm to anyone. Sometimes i hate assholes. Not that anatomical assholes are a bad thing. Saying mean stuff to a woman who had to make a terrible choice in order to have a safe procedure but will probably always have second thoughts about it is truly revolting. I have sympathy for everyone who has masturbated or had to make an extremely difficult choice in their lives (as a man, I will never have to make that most difficult choice, but I will always give proper respect to the women that do have to make that choice). Writing this is one thing but i am still mad at Ted Cruz for even thinking it let alone saying it. I was hoping that I could get over it by discounting his idiocracy, but I am still appalled by his words.
Akamai
(1,779 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,639 posts)Shouldn't beat the bishop
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Turn it around and it was a phallus.
calimary
(81,179 posts)I hadn't heard that one before! "Beat the bishop"!!!!!
Augiedog
(2,544 posts)liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)He previously worked for St. Regis Paper, who landed a big contract from Penthouse Magazine to supply the paper for their magazine.
One day at lunch, around a table of five or six of us in the company cafeteria, he was talking about a big quality problem they had. They weren't very experienced in producing that heavy, glossy stock. Not realizing what he was saying, he said they "were having problems because the pages were sticking together"! Damn, we all fell off our chairs.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Brain bleach, please.
allan01
(1,950 posts)safeinOhio
(32,656 posts)Many years ago my doctor recommended it for my health. Last week my Urologist told this 67 year old man that I have the prostrate of a 20 year old.
What Ted knows and is not telling everyone else is that if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
I saw this on fox news
ecstatic
(32,673 posts)BTW, we wouldn't even be talking about this if Cruz weren't such a creepy hypocrite. He brings this scrutiny on himself.
Not only did he masturbate (like most people he looks down on) but he couldn't even do it quietly?
jcgoldie
(11,623 posts)IronLionZion
(45,403 posts)Next Ted will try to ban Nickelback
SunSeeker
(51,545 posts)Foggyhill
(1,060 posts)Though I guess nobody's going to cut my finger off, so I'll always be OK .
Amonester
(11,541 posts)player in his "last" mansion...
Someone should hack that creepy dude's HD...
George II
(67,782 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)Not that there is anything wrong with that, just that Cruz pretended in public that it was wrong. SO what else has Mr. Moral gone on about that we should look into next?
mnhtnbb
(31,381 posts)And whether somebody might be doing something without someone else?
Good grief. Such perverts.
Dem2
(8,168 posts)Sometimes Twitter is good.
trusty elf
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central scrutinizer
(11,639 posts)Last edited Sat Nov 5, 2016, 08:35 PM - Edit history (1)
Who was the studio host? Heywood Jablowme?
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It's simply astounding to me how many people labor under this fantasy that they're going to be able to outlaw masturbation, from Pat Robertson to Gail Dines.
Seems an odd way to pleasure oneself, so to speak.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)But I'd bet money a group like this exists
Mendocino
(7,484 posts)graegoyle
(532 posts)Use your left.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)OnDoutside
(19,949 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Brain Bleach outlet!
Buns_of_Fire
(17,173 posts)They'll probably have their hands full. So to speak.
SusanCalvin
(6,592 posts)I think this may be the root of conservative [sic] assholerry.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)(It's mine - I'll call it what I want to call it, and I'll grab it whenever I wish)
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)He was all bent out of shape that the Supreme Court might make it so states couldn't outlaw Blasphemy, Masturbation, etc. etc.
Most sane people recognize this crap as total bugfuck lunacy, unfortunately every once in a while we get a thread on DU where some "progressives" show up who want to legislate what consenting adults can do in private, too.