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Thu Nov 17, 2016, 07:44 PM

After all, what do you have to lose? . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("And why not rent out the Washington Mall?" Trump is saying: "Listen, we're going to get smart. Real smart. Like I said during the campaign, what's so wrong about teaming up with Russia to make this a better world? . . . And in keeping with that spirit, I've asked many of the nation's top lobbyists to help me drain the swamp! . . . It's going to be great, you'll see!"

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Reply After all, what do you have to lose? . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Nov 2016 OP
localroger Nov 2016 #1
skip fox Nov 2016 #4
Xipe Totec Nov 2016 #2
LeftishBrit Nov 2016 #3
skip fox Nov 2016 #5
NightWatcher Nov 2016 #6

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 17, 2016, 07:48 PM

1. So I need a cabinet, they say.

Fine, I'll send Melania down to the kitchen place with the White House plans and I'll have her pick out a cabinet. It'll be a great cabinet, the best cabinet, I'll have her pick out a countertop too and nothing but the best, real marble from Italy because that's where the best marble comes from. And I will have the best cabinet in Washington D.C. and nobody will be able to argue with that.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 17, 2016, 07:52 PM

2. Trying to drain the swamp by belly-flopping more alligators into it. nt

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Nov 17, 2016, 07:53 PM

3. The Unspeakable always looks as though he disregarded that traditional warning...

never to make nasty faces, because if you do it when the wind changes, your face will get stuck like that.

Sadly, the nastier his expression, the more some people seem to like him!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2016, 09:01 AM

5. The Donald is saying:

"Don't worry, I'm planning on giving each person what he or she deserves. . . . Believe me."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Nov 18, 2016, 09:06 AM

6. It's not like I'm going to appoint a confederate general as the top cop

Oh wait, I did, you dumbasses.

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