"And to preserve our national perks, I nominate . . ." . . .Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("Make mine ultra-super-dooper sized&quot Trump is saying: "To be honest, I'm thinking of Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior, . . . because she's so deep."

[vlyons]

1. My top 5

Walt Disney
Eddie Bauer
James Hannon (CEO Georgia Pacific)
Sheldon Adelson
Charles Koch

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2. The Donald is saying:

"I know, I know. Russia has been a traditional enemy of the United States. They have conspired against us at every turn. They have brought down nation states. They have killed millions of their own civilians and have tried to destroy democratic institutions around the globe. . . . They have shown themselves to be ruthless, murderous, diabolical, and blood thirsty. . . . But why should I hold that against them?"

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3. The Donald is saying:

"I've heard enough about global warming. Listen, there's a more important bottom line than annihilation. After all, the continuation of the species doesn't have any stockholders."

[randome]

4. "Meredith McIver. She's so quiet and hard-working, you won't even know she's there."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]