President Donald J. Trump needs to fight everyday in the White House...
No matter how small or insignificant, or even truthful the criticism, he should focus like a laser beam against all of his critics, be they world leaders, entire states or cities, entire ethnic groups and religions, whole genders or even a single 14 year old school child, President Trump needs to fight back.
And he should use everything at his disposal as President to fight his critics, from behind the presidential podium, on TV, on the radio, on Twitter, by jumping up and down on the Oval Office carpet, by holding his breath until his face turns blue, by pouting, bitching, moaning and whining, that's how he can show the world how presidential he truly is. He knows all the best things, how dare any of us peons question his grand wisdom and intellect?
And we all need to make sure that we've got access to social media and TV cameras, just to share and document whatever he tries to do for us. Everyone needs to know, right?
But why stop there?
He deserves respect, the respect that one would give a petty, thin-skinned tyrant, of course. The insincere applause, the fake smile, the self-serving handshake, throw as much slime on it as you can in order to show much you appreciate what he's doing to the country. Add some influence to that respect. But most of all, document it... Tax filings and all kinds of public records would be a perfect way to show him (and federal investigators) how much one cares for him and his time in the Oval Office.
He'll love that.
And Donald Trump needs to show the world how easily he does the job of the nation's business. He should visit as many of his own golf courses and hotels as possible. Not just during his urgent visits to world hotspots like Pebble Beach and Aberdeen, Scotland, but also during the time while he's in the Oval Office. We need to see him napping on the couch, not a care in the world, because all is right in the world with The Donald in charge.
His likeminded staff should follow his sterling, even-keeled example, with as much loyalty to his cult of personality as possible. And they shouldn't let anything stand in their way, not those tired old ideas like the Separation of Powers and the Oath of Office... Chuck it to the side if there are opportunities to be made, rivals and critics to be slayed, and emotions to be frayed. It's good to be the king... Uh, I mean The President.
And we all know that he's a family man, he should share as much is his time with his kids from three different wives, who are all helping their dad conduct the nation's business, because what's good for the Donald J. Trump brand is good for America, right? And he should also be seen scouting for wife number four, He's a man and he has needs, doesn't he? Why bother holding back? This is all the while the First Trophy Wife, Melania is slaving away in her cozily hot, gilded kitchen in the penthouse of New York's Trump Tower. We can't wait the hear about her favorite cookie recipe, I'm sure.
And every single day, as President Donald is napping and golfing and tweeting against his mean, mean critics, calling them "stupid" and "losers" and stuff, I'm quite sure that he'll reassure the American people with his proposals to explode the debt and deficit, increase inflation, rattle some sabers, renegotiate and violate long standing bi-partisan driven policies, both foreign and domestic with a dazzling array of empty, unconstitutional and utterly inadequate proposals and wet dreams... Especially, ones that are completely contradictory, because everyone needs to see him work outside the box. Campaign promises? Returning jobs? A wall, paid for by Mexico?
Let's take him at his word... Give him as much rope as possible to Make America Great Again.
It's a Donald J. Trump world, everybody and we're all just living in it. Spread that word in the streets all of the time, just to show him how much we all care. At least, that is until he's invited to speak before an attentive grand jury or Congressional Oversight Committee. They'd just want to tell them what they're thinking of the work that he's done in his own behalf to the country. We'd all be all ears.
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