What Should We Call Trump? What Would Make a Good Bumpersticker?

[eniwetok]

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The term usurper is an antiquated term... and there is a long list of them in history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_usurpers as well as in fantasy such as the book Conan The Usurper.

It means one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another

Despite its usage being relatively dated, I like the title Trump the Usurper.

Other suggestions?

SATURDAY EDIT: I now think my original idea was lame. I'm leaning more towards Loser In Chief... but it still doesn't grab me.

[chelsea0011]

1. Trump2.1....his losing margin

[unblock]

2. "bigot-in-chief"?

or just "loser"?

[LonePirate]

26. I have been calling him the Racist-in-Chief since November 9.

I refuse to say or type his name.

[MADem]

3. I rather regard him as the DICK-TRAITOR, myself.

He has sold our country down the river, and he can't keep his business in his pants.

It works for me.

[TlalocW]

4. Comrade Pussygrabber

It pisses off republicans by reminding them of Russian interference, and when the more "genteel" and/or religious GOP voter objects to the second part, remind them they voted for the guy so they must not have had a problem with the behavior, so they can't object to the label.

TlalocW

[meow2u3]

5. I prefer to call him Uncle Scam

Because he conned more than enough Rust Belt Democrats who voted for Obama in '08 and '12 with his line of shit that he'll bring back jobs that no longer exist.

[rtracey]

6. I just

I just call him a piece of shit. I will not call him president, I will not call him Commander in chief, I will not call him Mr. President, I will not call him ANYTHING but a piece of shit.

[ailsagirl]

51. HEAR, HEAR!!

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[WinkyDink]

78. (wrong place!)

[Wounded Bear]

7. I just call him Trump...

not going to resort to his playground name-calling bullshit.

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Many places on teh web are calling him cheeto Jesus

see here for example:
http://juanitajean.com/

[sarcasmo]

9. Orange Julius.

[eniwetok]

16. I chuckled when I first saw that in another thread! n/t

[GoldenThunder]

10. Trumplethinskin n/t

[inanna]

25. Oh! Now THAT'S a good one.

May need to "borrow" it...

[maveric]

11. Fucking asshole seems to fit.

[5X]

12. Grilled-cheese-sandwich n/t

[rusty fender]

13. Puppet-in-Chief

Maggot-in-Chief
Pussy Grabber-in-Chief
Der Trumpenfuror

[NightWatcher]

14. Bob Kincaid on the radio calls him POST. Stands for piece of shit trump.

[eniwetok]

15. Trump The Rejected? Loser In Chief?

[eniwetok]

17. What Would Get Under The Skin Of A Pathological Narcissist?

I retrospect that's what we should be aiming for.... and I like something along the lines of Loser-In-Chief.

[uponit7771]

21. That he's a traitor or a con man... a meme of such carried on long enough would get under his skin

[eniwetok]

46. but what makes a good bumper sticker?

I was looking for something that is a play on a presidential title... but would cause his narcissistic little head to explode.

[uponit7771]

84. I was thinking "Hate Trump, Burn Russian Flags" or something that ties him tight to Russia

[3catwoman3]

96. In keeping with the custom of using the 3 initials of those...

...in the Oval Office, I have given him a new middle name and refer to him merely and solely as DFT - Donald Fucking Trump.

[Auntie Bush]

85. Yes, LOSER will really get under his thin orange skin.

The one thing he doesn't want to be is a Loser...so Loser in Chief is perfect! And we're not really calling him names.

[NCTraveler]

18. Don the Con nt.

[SalviaBlue]

41. this

[sweetroxie]

19. Predator Trump

has a nice ring to it. And it's true.

[meow2u3]

108. He brags about being a predator

Being a predator makes him feel like a man. Being a loser makes him feel like the inadequate loser he really is.

[0rganism]

20. i'd just go with Trump (Donald J if more specificity needed)

no need to add anything or mess with it in any way
his name alone will become anathema soon enough without permutation or adding clever suffixes

[octoberlib]

22. Shitler is my personal fave

[inanna]

23. Yeah. That and "Twitler". n/t

[Leghorn21]

24. "Sunkist Stalin"

- saw that in a tweet earlier this week

I just keep going with "dickhead", myself - been calling him that for eons now -

[Retrograde]

27. The Big Orange from The Big Apple

I also like Orange Julius Caesar and Mango Mussolini.

BTW, I don't consider usurper an antiquated term at all. However, since he got to be president because of an antiquated clause in the Constitution, I think Loophole Trump or The Minority President would be more appropriate - and the latter is inarguably true,

[procon]

28. Treasonous Trump! nt

[tavernier]

29. The missing link.

Not quite Neanderthal, not quite human. Big head, tiny brain, big behind, tiny penis, easily lured into traps by means of agitation or distraction. Can speak words but vocabulary extremely limited due to genetic cerebral displacement (i.e. head is up ass).

[RKP5637]

64. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[The River]

30. Tyrantosaurus Wrecks

[July]

31. Donald J. Putinfluffer?

Don Un Il - Un(popular) or Un(presidented) and Il(legitimate)?

[Runningdawg]

32. Tweety Bird

[Auntie Bush]

86. That name is already taken.

Chris Matthews is Tweety.

[doc03]

95. That jackass Chris Mathews already owns that name nt

[MFM008]

33. Not enough bandwith

For everything I call it.

[eniwetok]

48. sure there is... unless you're still on dial-up ;-) n/t

[WhiteTara]

34. Scum

My SO says I shouldn't call him OrangeAnus because that is adding to my negative karma.

[boguspotus]

35. dear leader

it fits perfectly - who cares if it's been used already.

[Solly Mack]

36. Sphincter face

[Auntie Bush]

88. How about sphincter mouth... more appropriate or accurate.

[Solly Mack]

89. His lips do look like they are about to take a shit.

[Sinistrous]

37. How about Humpty Rump-T?

[HughBeaumont]

38. Orange Lincoln Rockwell.

[lpbk2713]

39. He's a disaster. Really. A disaster.

(As Trump would say it)

[DavidDvorkin]

40. Orange Loser.

[LaydeeBug]

42. Twitler. nt

[lunasun]

43. DFT

[hatrack]

44. Genghis Clown

.

[bighart]

45. I hope to call him

A one term (or less ) pResident

[eniwetok]

47. Loser in Chief? n/t

[Retrograde]

49. "Minority President" is accurate

and a well-established term for a person who wins the electoral vote but loses the popular vote. And it will annoy Trump to be constantly reminded of this fact.

I don't like scatological terms, or comparisons to apes/insects/fungus or diseases. After Palladino's slurs yesterday, I think we should take the First Lady's advice: when they go low, we go high.

[ailsagirl]

50. Just plain (dastardly) Drumpf

After all, it's his name.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. Agent Orange.

He's effectively a Russian agent; he's orange; and he's toxic.

[RBInMaine]

53. Mr. Tangerine Man

[RBInMaine]

54. Don ConLeone

[uponit7771]

99. +1

[meow2u3]

107. Tangerine Tyrant

Enuf said.

[RBInMaine]

55. Don ConLeone

[RBInMaine]

56. Making America Grope Again

[RBInMaine]

57. Trumpenstein The Clementine

[Fichefinder]

58. Truck Fump!

[RBInMaine]

59. Twitter Don Twitter Dumb

[DBoon]

60. Crooked Trump

Picture of the orange one in a jail jumpsuit behind bars

[RBInMaine]

61. Orange Slush

[Historic NY]

62. Mr. 46%

[Laura PourMeADrink]

94. like that...remind all his didn't really win

[RKP5637]

63. "Not my Prez. POS!" n/t

[bmpbmp]

65. Something along this idea:

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[FigTree]

66. Bozo

No need to qualify. It's clear and accurate enough.

[Donkees]

67. Tromp

tromp verb

1. Informal. To walk with loud, heavy steps:
stamp, stomp, tramp, trample.

2. To step on heavily and repeatedly so as to crush, injure, or destroy:

[Different Drummer]

68. Chief Tweeting Bull. n/t

[Horse with no Name]

69. Tangerine Terrorist n/t

[cornball 24]

70. DICKT8OR

[Bohunk68]

71. I'm kind of fond of Cowardly Lying Orange Cokehead Caligula,

but that might be a tad long for a bumper sticker.

[kentuck]

72. Putin's Puppet

with a mushroom cloud.

[Bucky]

73. Putin's puppet, the people's 2nd choice, the crook

I'm not into cute. I'm into accurate.

[Dem2]

74. Trumpanus

[friendly_iconoclast]

75. Cheetoface McTribblehair

[tirebiter]

76. Putin's Bitch

[LandrosT]

77. Groper-in-Chief

Slogan: Make Americans Hate Again, or better yet, Make America Hated Again.

[madamesilverspurs]

79. Maybe...

POTUS is IPECAC



.

[WinkyDink]

80. The Naked Emperor.

[Charles Bukowski]

81. Mein Trumpf

Durrrr Fuhrer
Mango Mussollini

[mahatmakanejeeves]

82. "Trump, who lost the popular vote"

Per Keith Olbermann, no honorific, and always with the disclaimer that he came in third.

First choice: "did not vote"
Second choice: Hillary

[stevebreeze]

83. comrade conman

[VOX]

87. TrumPutin. n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

90. Comrade Trump?

[eniwetok]

98. Komrad with a K n/t

[sweetroxie]

91. Orange Shitstain

nt

[mainstreetonce]

92. Ignorgaurated Loser

Bigly

[yortsed snacilbuper]

93. I call trump Saddam and his sons Uday and Qusay,

seems to take care of the @$$hole$.

[eniwetok]

100. LOL.... that's what Thom Hartmann has been calling the sons.

And why not... spoiled rich kids with a sociopath as a dad... it's got to warp their sense of entitlement and privilege.

[Koch Ebola]

97. From Russia with love..Cheetolini...thanks Put!

That's my 2 Cents

[RKP5637]

101. "Free America, Dump Trump" n/t

[Pholus]

102. I am ready to sport a W "Miss me yet?" sticker.

[Vinca]

103. For a bumper sticker all you would need is a bright orange turd.

[Freddie]

104. Orange Foolious

Saw that here on DU a while back

[Pachamama]

105. Comrade Trumpski or Comrade Trumpsky - that is what I call him since over a month ago

I refuse to call him POTUS ever and this forever ties him to Russia and Putin and where his loyalty lies...

[meow2u3]

106. Uncle Scam

as in,

Uncle Scam wants you--DEAD!

[JHB]

109. Kremlin Don

[eniwetok]

110. Hail To The Thief In Chief! n/t

[dembotoz]

111. Traitor trump

[Xipe Totec]

112. The Hurl of Orange. nt

[bluecollar2]

113. pResident Skidmark...n/t