Christmas Mystery: Why Was Ann Coulter in the Mens Room at a 7-Eleven in Kansas?

[steve2470]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/christmas-mystery-why-was-ann-coulter-in-the-mens-room/



https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/812974079447859200

There are already a few good mysteries associated with Jesus and his birthday, but yesterday, Ann Coulter added one more.

Why was she in the men’s room of a 7-Eleven in Kansas?

We’ve reached out to Coulter for clarification on the tweet and the circumstances that led to it. Until we hear back from her, we have so many questions.

First, let’s look at the men’s bathroom. We must begin by operating on the assumption that the writing is inside of the bathroom itself and, thus, so is the tweeter. It is hard to imagine that a person would walk into a convenience store and, likely within eyesight of an employee or customer, write something on the outside of a bathroom, especially when the phrase is so racially-charged and polarizing.

[MFM008]

1. I just thought

Old habits are hard to break?

[erpowers]

2. My Thoughts and Questions

If she actually wrote this on a bathroom door, whether it was a men's or women's bathroom, my main question would not be why was she in a particular bathroom door. My main question would be why is a woman around the age of 45-50+ writing on a bathroom door like a elementary school child. This is supposed to be a highly educated (Cornell?) older woman. I do not consider writing on a bathroom door an action of a mature person.

This makes her the definition of an educated fool. Only a fool would write something on a bathroom door, take a picture of it, and then post it on the internet. A smart and mature person would not even write on a bathroom door.

[Eleanors38]

4. So, she wanted an ENTIRE wall build for the throne room?

This makes no sense, since I thought she was enamored with her own porcelin-cracking boomers and Johnstown Flooding. Why would she deprive everyone else of her territorial marking? But perhaps, Dear Watson, someone was next door in her/his cut-down stall and blasted a hole in the floor, and she couldn't stand the competition. Ahhhhhhh, this would explain it!

[Eleanors38]

3. Umm, roar of the grease paint, smell of the crowd?