The real story behind the Russian hacking.

[skip fox]

Didn't the Russian hacking story always seem too far out, too unbelievable? Who can seriously buy the narrative that a traditional enemy of the United States would wish us harm? It doesn't make a lick of sense.

So I investigated. After almost two arduous minutes on Google, I found the following item that proved to me a CIA Illuminati agent invented the entire hacking story. "Now this makes clear and convincing sense at first sight," I thought, and thanked the gods for sending our nation such clear-headed thinkers and leaders as Alex Jones and Donald Trump

If you can't recognize the truth when it's slapping you in face, just read this:

http://bizstandardnews.com/2017/01/01/alex-jones-accuses-cia-veteran-of-being-illuminati-agent-pushing-fake-hacking-story/

[DetlefK]

1. Is Alex Jones secretly one of the Lizard-People? Hey! I'm just asking questions!

[Cicada]

2. Why did lizard people hack DNC rather than RNC?

These liberal groups leaked info harmful to Hillary but not Donald. Why?
If I were to rape a lizard woman would she have a lizard baby? A hybrid?
If a lizard person loses a leg in a motorcycle accident does a new one grow back?
Do marathon times for lizard people slow dramatically in cold weather?
What is the life span of a lizard person?
Why hasn't the CIA/panther/lizard/Clinton/illuminati team killed Alex Jones? Why haven't they drugged him and then photographed him naked with an underage same sex lizard?

[raging moderate]

3. That look on Alex Jones's face: a lying 9 year old.

Having worked in the public schools for about 35 years, I remember that expression from the many times I watched little budding bullies trying to present their version of an "honest" face in order to convince the adults of a lie, in order to get away with something.

[Sherman A1]

4. I hope they don't catch on to

Snicker bars being the cosmic force within the universe?

That could really blow the lid off of things.......