What's really creepy about the donald is I've never seen him laugh. I'm 74 and I've never

[shraby]

run into someone who never laughs.

That's a really telling trait.

[unblock]

1. I've met tons like that. All bitter old right-wingers

[safeinOhio]

2. Trump the grump.

Hey you kids, get off my golf course.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. He was home sick with a bunion when they taught smiling at

Alien Visitors to Earth Human Emotions College.

[milestogo]

4. He doesn't laugh or have a sense of humor.

He doesn't have real friends.

He's never had a pet.

He doesn't drive a car.

He doesn't use a computer.

He doesn't use cash.

He is an aseptic human.

[True_Blue]

18. He always wears suits

And makes his sons wear suits too. 7 yr old Barron supposedly likes wearing suits all the time too.

"When it comes to clothes, he dresses in suits like his dad. When it comes to skincare, he uses mom’s caviar-enhanced skincare line. "
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3063299

[PearliePoo2]

31. There's a story that he picked up Don Jr. at college to attend a baseball game.

The kid was wearing a Yankees jersey. He slapped his son so hard it knocked him to the floor, told him to put on a suit immediately and he would be waiting in the car. Don Jr.'s roomates, who witnessed this, said he hated his dad and was constantly passed-out drunk and peeing the bed.
Yeah, I can picture this.

[MountCleaners]

25. He always wears suits, never wears jeans

Doesn't do any of the things that ordinary people do. Makes GWB look like a man of the people.

[progressoid]

5. I bet he laughs at disabled people.

[bdamomma]

9. he mocks them

and he doesn't like to be mocked......he shovels it out but can't take it. He just loves himself.

[Rollo]

11. Trump is convinced he's a genetically superior human. Everyone else...

Everyone else to Trump is just chopped liver. Except maybe his BFF Vlad Putin.

It bespeaks a deep sense of insecurity and inferiority. This is bolstered by his gossamer thin skin and his need to lash out in vindictiveness and revenge against anyone who has crossed him. And he's enormously proud of that.

In the words of his Biographer Harry Hurt, Trump is psychotic.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy four years.

I just hope someone has the foresight to wire the nuke button to a trap door that sends Trump down into a big bowl of Jelly Bellies.

[Wellstone ruled]

14. The Guy does appear to suffer from soom form of

psychotic disorder. Every public action seems to be rehearsed and structured in a way that he is the center of attention.

[Rollo]

43. This is a man who studied Hitler's speeches...

In order to learn how to sway millions with false rhetoric.

What's the difference between a used car salesman and Donald Trump?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying...

[Wellstone ruled]

45. As a kid,remember those Speeches.

Yes Trump has formulated his speech technique and delivery so similiar to Hitler. Trump uses all the Stage Craft Mark Burnett taught him. Remember,Hitler used Stage entertainers to teach him about Staging and Image control.

[Maru Kitteh]

6. He's the lonliest creepy disturbed weirdo on the planet

and this country handed him the keys.

[Initech]

40. He's a real life C. Montgomery Burns.

He literally lives in an ivory tower judging people. Scary.

[Rollo]

44. Except Burns has better hair...

[Dave Starsky]

7. Laughing equals Weakness

Only losers laugh. Stalin never laughed. Mussolini never laughed. Hitler never la--




Never mind.

[bdamomma]

10. he rarely sleeps

he said that was a sign of weakness. he has some mental issues.

[Initech]

17. Donald Trump is going full Howard Hughes by the end of his first year.

I can picture the kleenex boxes on his feet now.

[MFM008]

19. He has the subscription

For those issues.....

[True Dough]

26. Saw this somewhere...

and it still gives me the heeby-jeebies!

[Dave Starsky]

30. Wow. That is messed up.

Frightening.

[Nay]

34. Dang.

[bdamomma]

35. creepy

scary. Good always wins over evil I am praying that this happens.

[Auntie Bush]

8. He rarely even smiles.

Must be in the DNA because Barron never seems to smile either.

[Rollo]

12. Barron is going to be one fucked up teen.

[NightWatcher]

13. It's because he has syphilis

Pass it on

[mountain grammy]

21. .....

[democratisphere]

15. A person without a soul usually doesn't laugh unless

it is at someone elses expense.

[JI7]

16. Al Franken said the same thing. someone posted about it. and it is something that points to a big

problem with him and the type of person he is.

even at the Al Smith Dinner at most he would give a smile and even that seemed more forced.

[marlakay]

20. All i see is fake forced smirky smiles

He seems very unhappy. I thought he would be happy the night he won but he looked upset like he didn't want to win. I kept thinking during campaign he got crazier and crazier thinking surely they won't vote for me!

I think he is scared and picking crazy people hoping that gets him off. He is thinking what do i have to do to get out of this?

I think his arrogance is covering how little he actually thinks of himself. He knows he has to buy friends and wife.

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. I don't think he poops, either.

Which would explain a lot, when you think about it.

[CreekDog]

23. it's gotta come out somewhere

which would explain a lot.

[Raine]

24. yes it's spewed out his mouth

gross to even think about but that's really all that ever comes out of that pie hole of his.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

37. Him and Kim Jong Un.

[Rollo]

46. Apparently Trump is afraid of poop...

Remember when Hillary was a little late coming back from a break during a debate? She went to the restroom. He said it was "disgusting". And I don't know how this came up in an interview, but he's stated he's never been aware that Melania has to go to the bathroom at all.

His lives in his own little Trump world of denial. Extreme anal retention.

[Vinca]

27. The man has no sense of humor at all.

I can't imagine what kind of schtick he might do at the "Correspondent's Dinner." Maybe he'll just point out the journalists he despises and put a target on them for his hatemongering cult followers.

[madokie]

28. My old bastid neighbor never laughs

or if he does I've never seen him.
Hell I've never seen him smile but I've heard so many lies from him to fill a book. Starting off with I'm a democrat and I'm a Christian. Both of which he is neither. His actions belie his words.

[Wabbajack_]

29. No offense but

I really think calling him "The Donald" is super DUPER creepy. How about we call him Chump, Rump, Cuck, Bozo the Clown or Mr. Stupid hair instead.

[rug]

32. Cameras are not allowed on pediatric cancer wards.

[hunter]

41. Oh...

[MindPilot]

42. yeah that one took me a couple seconds... n/t

[Javaman]

33. check this out...

The dark triad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

that will give you all the answers you need.

[rickford66]

36. And he never had a dog

or pet of any kind. strange

[MindPilot]

38. I've never heard him tell a joke either

Every time I hear him talk it is a string of insults, one or two word declarations and some generally incoherent word salad.

I'm generally a very humor-driven person; a wise-cracking class clown type who can find funny in almost anything. Humorless people are immediately obvious to me and I do my best to avoid contact with them.

Tump's speaking style is extraordinarily simple, and i think the linguistic structure of even the most basic joke is too complex for him.

[ismnotwasm]

39. He's an asshole

This should be the theme song of his fan base--in fact it probably is, they'd think it's a complement