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Time for a rewrite...
The old infinite monkey theorem stated that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.Unfortunately, in 2017 we now need a rewrite to this theorem in that: An insane monkey hitting Twitter keys at random around the clock will quickly cause an all out nuclear war and the end of the world as we know it.
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