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Donald J. Trump? @realDonaldTrump
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
Read the replies!!
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856
MFM008
(19,805 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)MFM008
(19,805 posts)DemoTex
(25,393 posts)For that, I love them.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)She was also a beautiful person, so it's a shame that she ever felt overweight and died from anorexia.
orangecrush
(19,537 posts)During the Bush years.
I would turn out the lights, light candles, open a bottle and listen to Carpenters 45s with tears in my eyes.
tenorly
(2,037 posts)enid602
(8,614 posts)Tinkletegate
tenorly
(2,037 posts)Guaranteed to make a splash.
BBG
(2,535 posts)tenorly
(2,037 posts)enid602
(8,614 posts)Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase 'drip, drip, drip,' so to speak.
tenorly
(2,037 posts)roamer65
(36,745 posts)Also heard his lawyer met with Russian Intel in Prague.
People are talking, you know.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)MELTING!
herding cats
(19,564 posts)I may literally die laughing!
Brother Buzz
(36,416 posts)There are a lot of jewels buried in there, but that one works for me.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)Trump alluded to "Gawkering" Buzz Feed, though. That kind of slowed down the lulz for me.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)and smart. Love it.
brush
(53,764 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,014 posts)eleny
(46,166 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)You should tweet that to him!
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)uponit7771
(90,335 posts)malaise
(268,931 posts)Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Gothmog
(145,130 posts)lastlib
(23,213 posts)lastlib
(23,213 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,174 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)I can't pee my pants laughing now... he'd like it too much!
lastlib
(23,213 posts)Priceless!!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
madaboutharry
(40,208 posts)First one : "You like to be peed on"
Takket
(21,560 posts)Stallion
(6,474 posts)finally got me to log on again
tblue37
(65,334 posts)womanofthehills
(8,698 posts)Dem2
(8,168 posts)napi21
(45,806 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)2naSalit
(86,536 posts)himself, I expect he'll keep them. I honestly think Pence is afraid of the puppeteer in chief across the planet.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Hahaha!
herding cats
(19,564 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,976 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)I wasn't the only one waiting for him to snap it seems. Lol!
sheshe2
(83,746 posts)He got to the green and his putter sputtered. He mssed the shot.
Bye tRumpity Dummpity ya sat on a wall then took a great faaaaaalllll. All Putin's horses and all of his men did not want to have anything to do with you again.
Jail time. LOCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor tRummpie.Cry baby. tRump, please take your spawn with you.
JHan
(10,173 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)This is so fucking great!
JHan
(10,173 posts)We have nothing to fear but pee itself.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)If so, help us out! It's #trollTrumpTuesday
JHan
(10,173 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Shame about that.
dflprincess
(28,075 posts)Turn CO Blue
(4,221 posts)orleans
(34,049 posts)mcar
(42,302 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,451 posts)malaise
(268,931 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)malaise
(268,931 posts)NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)apparently.
Ain't that a pisser.
Jacob Boehme
(789 posts)Thats right. Imagine if enough people poked at his glass-ego in multiple venues so that the resulting overriding need of his to respond would result in total overload. His ability to respond then becomes impossible and he completely short-circuits, shuts down and becomes not much more than a blubber filled paper weight drooling from an over-stuffed wheelchair.
From the way things are headed, if this plan succeeds, it could prevent WW3.
underpants
(182,772 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)Quayblue
(1,045 posts)Drahthaardogs
(6,843 posts).
herding cats
(19,564 posts)malaise
(268,931 posts)pissed??
JHan
(10,173 posts)nolabear
(41,959 posts)MrPurple
(985 posts)When Trump gets his hands on full executive powers, he's going to make Richard Nixon look like a girl scout.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)Freethinker65
(10,009 posts)angstlessk
(11,862 posts)prostitutes.
Freethinker65
(10,009 posts)If the document is proven false, no one will be talking about what the CIA/NSA really knows. Trump can drone on about how everyone is out to get him and only he can save America bullshit that "won" him the election in the first place
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)Yellow journalism; Toiletarian... i am dying laughing.
I will try to remember this moment along with Obama's farewell address. The contrast between the two is so stark, Trump will always be on the losing end of this comparison. W was at least smart enough to disappear!
I heard Pence is #2, or was it into #2, cannot remember!
McChinless is a turtle head poking out, and I don't mean the reptile!
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)"We know you don't drink, but didn't know you were a peetotaler"
riversedge
(70,189 posts)angstlessk
(11,862 posts)riversedge
(70,189 posts)LaydeeBug
(10,291 posts)SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)riversedge
(70,189 posts)Donald J. Trump Verified account
?@realDonaldTrump
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
7:19 PM - 10 Jan 2017
9,087 replies 5,015 retweets 10,794
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856
Bess Kalb ?@bessbell 13m13 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump Uh oh, sweetheart, you sound VERY upset. Now is not the time to project the image you're unhinged!
80 replies 222 retweets 2,565 likes
Bess Kalb ?@bessbell 11m11 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump If there's nothing to worry about, there's nothing to worry about! Shouting on the Internet doesn't do anyone any good.
39 replies 124 retweets 1,563 likes
Bess Kalb ?@bessbell 10m10 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump (It makes it seem like maybe you peed on the Russian girls or they peed on one another for your pleasure, dear.)
73 replies 128 retweets 1,281 likes
⚾️ Frank Cooney
⚾️ ?@FrankCooney 10m10 minutes ago
@bessbell @realDonaldTrump You can't spell Trump without the P! #Peeotus #orangefacegoldenshowers
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Erick Fernandez ?@ErickFernandez 14m14 minutes ago
@realDonaldTrump "PEEOTUS" LOL
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,648 posts)Can you hold this thread a little longer? We're almost home.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)pass DJT and not get information? If he did then he is not as smart as many thinks.
Dopers_Greed
(2,640 posts)Pass the popcorn
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)Waiting for the memes of Joe telling Obama he put plastic covers on all the mattresses in the whitehouse, lol.
Charles Bukowski
(1,132 posts)NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)and I include Julian Assange in that.
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)Initech
(100,063 posts)bpositive
(423 posts)#trumpgoldenshowers.
Let's get it kicked
tblue37
(65,334 posts)tblue37
(65,334 posts).@realDonaldTrump I mean, you always said you were a Goldwater Republican.
ismnotwasm
(41,976 posts)Missed that one.
tblue37
(65,334 posts)Hillary must be ecstatic that "Trumped-up Trickle Down" is finally catching on months later #GoldenShowers
tblue37
(65,334 posts)alterfurz
(2,474 posts)coco22
(1,258 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,393 posts)If you told James Obergefell that you were going to expose him as homosexual unless he paid you $1 million, how much money do you expect he would pay you to keep the big secret?
You can't blackmail people who don't care.
Drip, drip, drip.
Oneironaut
(5,492 posts)HoneyBadger
(2,297 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,922 posts)So long as he gets a little golden shower
(paraphrasing the Frank Zappa song "Bobby brown"
Pluvious
(4,309 posts)Say hello to Mary
Btw, I posted a review here of Joe's Garage I attended at Hollywood's famous Open Fist Theater if you're interested
johnp3907
(3,730 posts)OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)volstork
(5,400 posts)Weeeeeeee!!!!
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Stretched out for the night. I can't type when I'm prostate.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)Cheese Whiz!
NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)And now we know how his hair gets so yellow!
lmao...I crack myself up!
marybourg
(12,620 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)lol
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)Feeling the Bern
(3,839 posts)Fast Walker 52
(7,723 posts)NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)eom
grantcart
(53,061 posts)DemoTex
(25,393 posts)Lap it up!
niyad
(113,261 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)brooklynite
(94,502 posts)TechnicallyRon? @TechnicallyRon
@realDonaldTrump you sound pissed. Don't worry you're still number 1. It's not like urine trouble or anything.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)What I love is how Trumps minions have totally been overpowered in his feed. They simply cannot keep up the massive response that a pissed off twitterverse has unleashed on the PEEOTUS!
Fast Walker 52
(7,723 posts)Charles Bukowski
(1,132 posts)Starting with the lizard.
NoGoodNamesLeft
(2,056 posts)eom
Denzil_DC
(7,233 posts)'BuzzFeed Runs Unverifiable Trump-Russia Claims' #FakeNews
Fake News: BuzzFeed Runs Unverifiable Trump-Russia Claims
lifezette.com
"Lifezette" (Really? That's the best authoritative source his team could come up with?) describes the BuzzFeed story as "a shocking breakdown of journalistic ethics".
Downthread, somebody fills us in on "Lifezette":
In which @realDonaldTrump's rebuttal to "fake news" BuzzFeed story is linking to an actual #fakenews site
Here's the Intercept on LifeZette in Nov:
https://theintercept.com/2016/11/26/laura-ingraham-lifezette/
Kellyanne is awake and tweeting, but it doesn't seem like her heart's in it:
Reality check from AP diplomatic writer
Matt Lee ?@APDiploWriter
"Raw" intelligence is often just rumor. That's why it's called "raw" and not considered to be "ripe."
The replies to her are no more merciful than they are on Trump's feed. Brutal.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)They'll get it back, I'm sure, but for tonight they're all at a loss.
Denzil_DC
(7,233 posts)A goup called /pol/ from 4Chan are claiming they planted the Watersportsgate story as "fanfic" and fed it to GOP media guy (and Never Trumper) Rick Wilson. Trouble is, they've made claims about when they did it, but the document's been in circulation and gathering more info since last August, which they didn't know. They're besieging the guy on Twitter right now: https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/with_replies
As if the pissgames were the worst allegation in the doc anyway! Must have touched a nerve ...
I look forward to all the deplorables starting to piss on each other in a desperate attempt to normalize it: "See, it's no big deal. EVERYBODY does it!"
LeftInTX
(25,258 posts)Blue Idaho
(5,048 posts)Some people get pissed on...
dflprincess
(28,075 posts)it's all true.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)the original Yellow Kid.
bucolic_frolic
(43,128 posts)No one knows how to repeal Obamacare
and one economist sees little productivity growth in tax and trade policies
that do not invest in education or innovation
So this is going to be a big worthless mess
avebury
(10,952 posts)I think that ship has sailed.
Gothmog
(145,130 posts)LovingA2andMI
(7,006 posts)And ALL of that Disgusting Jazz....
Rorey
(8,445 posts)No doubt too busy changing his undies (or getting his diaper changed) over this "political witch hunt" to tweet about President Obama's awesome farewell speech.
mobeau69
(11,141 posts)Bahahahahahahaha!
world wide wally
(21,740 posts)babylonsister
(171,056 posts)mobeau69
(11,141 posts)sweetloukillbot
(11,008 posts)Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)n/t
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)orangecrush
(19,537 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Or Pootin...
he could also be into dookie fun for all we know....
herding cats
(19,564 posts)That's a keeper!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)an anonymous source says that Vladimir Putin-in-the-face gave it to him!
alarimer
(16,245 posts)I guess Hillary knew this already.