Andy Borowitz FTW

[mac56]

"What kind of bullshit world is it where it's easier to pay someone to pee on my face than sing at my Inauguration?"

[longship]

1. OMFG!

Andy Borowitz!!!!!!!!!

[dflprincess]

2. On the other hand

I know a good many people (myself included) who would pee on Trump for free.

[guillaumeb]

6. That line could be many miles long.

Trump could easily drown.

[BobTheSubgenius]

8. Unless he was on fire?

[dflprincess]

9. Good point

there's an exception to every rule.

[annabanana]

17. DUzy!

Very good

[Wounded Bear]

3. K & R ......that's funny! nt

[cstanleytech]

4. Hmmm pee on face, I wonder if that could explain his shiny golden hair?

[Ruby the Liberal]

5. Ouch

I can feel the burn from here.

[NewJeffCT]

7. best line I've heard on Trump in weeks

[cate94]

10. Hahahahaha

hysterical😂

[question everything]

11. Thanks, I needed this

with all the horrors that we envision, I find solace with some of the outrageous posts here

[Snarkoleptic]

12. That is one epic neckfurter he's got going there.

[Lucinda]

15. I learned a new word today. Thanks!

neckfurter

[Snarkoleptic]

16. I love that word!

[SunSeeker]

13. LOL

[calimary]

14. This whole thread should win a DUzy!