The guy who ran on his ability to make and close deals...

[ehrnst]

[IronLionZion]

1. The B street band!

Because he couldn't even get the real E street band. And the cove band still canceled .... like a boss!

[brucefan]

4. I think

The Pee Street Band is still available

[SunSeeker]

8. LOL

[Auntie Bush]

2. He and his kids spend years having a hard time making and closing deals in Russia

They weren't very successful...in fact they were out and out failures most of the time for tears.

[JudyM]

13. That should get a whole lot easier now.

[frogmarch]

3. I'm loving it.

Saw this on Fb today:

[Wounded Bear]

5. /Thread win...

[csziggy]

6. Karaoke Machine Backs Out of Performing at Inauguration

By Andy Borowitz January 15, 2017

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s plans for a triumphal Inauguration were upended over the weekend when a karaoke machine that had been engaged to perform at the event abruptly backed out.

In an official statement, the karaoke machine said that it was withdrawing because it “did not want my participation at the Inauguration to in any way be construed as an endorsement of Donald Trump.”

The President-elect wasted no time in lashing out at the karaoke machine, taking to Twitter in the early hours of the morning to call the entertainment device a “loser” and “sad.”

But Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s adviser, attempted to minimize the machine’s departure in an appearance on Fox News. “Naturally, we’re disappointed in the karaoke machine’s decision, but we still have Jackie Evancho,” she said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/karaoke-machine-backs-out-of-performing-at-inauguration

[frogmarch]

10. rofl!

[kentuck]

7. Good point!

[oberliner]

9. Interestingly, they were already booked for this gig in 2013

Check this out:

https://www.yahoo.com/music/bruce-springsteen-cover-band-drops-190747454.html

Out of respect for Bruce himself they decided to pull out.

[DK504]

11. All Comments-

GENIUS.

[Blue Owl]

12. Sad.