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Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:42 AM

Trump's Inauguration Speech is supposed to be about 20 minutes long -

but I would prefer it in a few bullet points. I don't like a lot of irrelevant information. And I sure as hell don't want to have to listen to twenty minutes of empty talk. I'm like a smart guy, and I don't need all the details. Just the bullet points, OK? Then I can get back to doing important stuff, like binge-watching DVDs and drinking. I just wish he didn't have to interrupt this National Day of Mourning with a damned twenty minute speech. Bullet Points and lots of Beer. That's a good Inauguration Day.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:43 AM

1. I'll bet one thing about the speech. It will be all about how great and wonderful he is.

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Response to shraby (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 01:23 PM

16. Who gives a fuck what the Nazi-in-Chief has to say and for how long... I only wanna know when the impeachment hearings start.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:44 AM

2. I wonder how many times he will say "I" and "me"? Any takers?

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Response to Initech (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:47 AM

7. My guess is one "I" and two "me's" for every two sentences.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:44 AM

3. 20 minutes if he doesn't "riff" said someone on msnbc

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:45 AM

4. Media already has the speech. Typically held (embargoed) and not released

until a prescribed time.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:45 AM

5. His speech will be 20 mins...

Of advertisements for his properties.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:46 AM

6. I think he should tweet his speech, shouldn't take long

to say how great he is.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:50 AM

9. It should have been a tweet.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:54 AM

10. Every sentence

will contain one of the following words/phrases:

Bigly
Yuuuuuuuge
Believe me

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:56 AM

11. I'm sure it will go over bigly with the crowd

There's only so many 20 minute moments in your life, don't waste them on this windbag.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 11:57 AM

12. shots everytime he says

"i" "love" "beautiful" "the best" "movement"

Patron silver for me. the next 4 years are going to be a blur.

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #12)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 12:11 PM

14. Truth is

I really like Patron Silver, too! But on this day - of all days - almost any alcohol with numbing effects will do.

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 12:00 PM

13. Pandora is shuffling great tunes

of the 50's, 60's and 70's for me, and will be for the next 4 years (or less, if we're monumentally lucky. . . or unlucky).

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Response to IndianaDave (Original post)

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 12:14 PM

15. Of which 45-50% will be all about his "amazing" election victory and the "great" voters

20 of the longest minutes you'll ever experience, like a rip in space-time.

No, won't be listening.

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