"Do you believe this shit?"

[Danascot]

Mo's expression is priceless. Love them both!

[spanone]

1. what's he grabbing there?

[JTFrog]

2. Ugggg.

[Danascot]

5. Right, one of Twittler's tiny hands is at pussy level

Malaria is keeping a watchful eye on it.

[BRMCOne]

3. Nope...

I can't. But there it is.

Ya know, I've got a leftover 1/2 Gallon of Grey Goose from our recent nuptials, and its looking really, really good.

And I don't drink.

[True Dough]

4. It must have taken every ounce of strength in Michelle's body

to "go high" on this occasion!

[oswaldactedalone]

6. Is it too late

for Obama to declare martial law and take back the White House? What happened on that?