hey asshole, it's day one, where's the wall?

[spanone]

[True Dough]

1. He's off until Monday

America won't be any greater until then.

[spanone]

3. i forgot that presidents have weekends off. sorry.

[susanna]

4. I've been thinking about starting that up on FB...

"Is America great yet?" (Day One)
"Did the wall get built? Did Mexico pay?" (Week Two)
"Are we winning too much yet?" (Month Four)

You get the idea. Just randomly throw his garbage out every so often to trigger the Trumplethinskins. I should have at least a year's worth of material. If I have to stretch it for four, I am going to need to take a class in word salad.

[tparrett62]

5. Not worth it

I know this stuff feels fun to do, but save your powder. He's going to fuck up very shortly, so don't waste your vitriol. It's not going to be more than a week until some colossal screw-up; then let's pile on.

[spanone]

6. save your concern for me please...i'll have plenty vitriol