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Breaking fake news: tRumps mouth sues his own asshole. Mouth claims asshole has taken over,
usurped and is now in charge. Mouth asserts it is closer to primal brain stem, and closer to the carrot crown too for that matter and should do the talking.
Asshole retorts that mouth is all talk and no action, says it should shut up.
Mouth says "make me".
Asshole says "ok, come on down here and I will".
Mouth, enraged says "all right you asshole, here I come".
Mouth and asshole collide in epic battle. Of course asshole wins cause, well, they always do, and swallows mouth, head mouth is attached to and orange crown in one ghastly inhale.
Asshole rules, but for how long?
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