Why hasn't anybody seen Trump's birth certificate?

[struggle4progress]

Is it because he was born in Russia?

[guillaumeb]

1. I just read it on the internet so it must be true.

Recommended.

[Generator]

2. They don't give them to orangutans

He's half.

[dalton99a]

3. I believe he is a spawn of Lucifer, but here's a copy of his birth certificate:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/page?id=13248168

[struggle4progress]

8. I meant the long form

[dalton99a]

13. Not available according to zoo officials

[KittyWampus]

4. Because he was summoned.

[Wounded Bear]

5. I still want his tax returns...

[dalton99a]

7. Oh, they will be released

not by him

[Wounded Bear]

10. Yeah, Anonymous sufaced last week...

they should get right on it.

[Crunchy Frog]

6. It's because his father was an orangutan.

This has been well established by Bill Maher.

[Lucinda]

9. He was hatched.

[golfguru]

11. Because he is an alien from some distant planet?

His hair is not human, he rarely sleeps, twitting at 3 am.

[Xipe Totec]

12. They don't record anal deliveries. Check with pathology. nt

[MO_Dem]

14. I think I heard that he's a

Russian citizen. I have the BEST hearing!

[gwheezie]

15. He doesn't seem to know our customs

Or how our government works,it's odd.