LMFAO Sean Sphincter

[canetoad]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/22/sean-spicer-trump-press-secretary-loud-brash-pugnacious-period

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“Surrounded by liberal classmates, he began to think of himself as Republican. His agenda wasn’t particularly partisan – working to ban smoking in a dining hall, fighting for cable TV in the dorms. But the seeds of his contentious relationship with the press had already been sown.

“‘I am writing in response to the article in the 26 April edition of the Voice in which my name was misspelled,’” he wrote to his school paper in 1993. While the paper had told him it had been unintentional, he believed ‘that it was a malicious and intentional attack’.”

The paper had called him ‘Sean Sphincter’.

“‘The first amendment does uphold the right to free speech,’ he said. ‘However, this situation goes beyond the bounds of free speech.’”

[dalton99a]

1. It's Baghdad Sean Sphincter - he works for Orange Anus Face

[central scrutinizer]

16. But the sphincter has one job

To keep your shit from leaking out and making a mess. Clearly he isn't doing his job so maybe sewer is a better descriptor.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. LOL! "Sean Sphincter"! That will be his name forever!

[Solly Mack]

3. Sean Sphincter it is then.

[SunSeeker]

4. It will always call him Sean Sphincter now!

[Scurrilous]

5. LOL

Sphincter it is then!

[pinboy3niner]

6. So he wrote a complaint letter--and in the letter the name was published again

[NBachers]

7. I was going to stay with Spice Boy, but knowing Sean Sphincter gets him all knotted up makes it good

[CottonBear]

8. Sean "Spice Boy" Sphincter!

LMAO!

[NBachers]

9. Or maybe just "Spice Sphincter."

A few cloves and peppercorns may make him even more animated and ill-tempered.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Scary, Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Posh, and Sphincter Spice

[CottonBear]

15. That's it! LOL!

#Spice Sphincter

[elias7]

11. Well, technically

Well, technically…it was somewhat intentional and malicious. And priceless

[Skidmore]

13. After reading that, I just want to call him

Bunny Boy after the highlight of his career. He's been on the downhill slopesince that Easter Egg Hunt.

[Mike Nelson]

14. LOL...

...honest mistake!