Trump Signs Executive Order Establishing Monarchy in US!

[MineralMan]

In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump today signed an Executive Order making the United States a hereditary monarchy, as of January 20, 2017. In the order, Donald Trump named Donald Trump as the first King, taking the name "Donald I." His successor will be his first-born son, unless that son dies first, in which case, his eldest daughter will become the next monarch.

Comment was sought for this article from current House members and Senators, but all had been arrested by the King's Guard, a newly formed quasi-military force made up of former Trump bodyguards and former mercenaries from Blackwater. Their current location is unknown. Apparently, Donald I will rule without any sort of legislature at all.

More, as additional details are available!

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[meow2u3]

1. DUzy!

But is isn't far from the truth.

[raccoon]

2. Don't give him any ideas. (except he probably already had it!) lol nt

[cynatnite]

3. Alternative facts are the bestest!

[dchill]

4. I'm not a naive DUer, so I didn't read the disclaimer...

So is this TRUE???

[MineralMan]

5. Alternatively True!

Just like all Alternative Facts.

Many will believe it, no doubt, just as many believe other Alternative Facts.

[dchill]

6. I think there's a lot of alternative facts...

that we actually believe. Trump seems to be on an all alternative fact diet, though. The lying eyes kind.

[MineralMan]

7. First Royal Edict From King Donald I

I, Donald I, Monarch of this kingdom, hereby decree that the nation of the United States of America will, hereafter and forever, be called, The Kingdom of Trumpland. In addition, I, Donald I hereby annexes the territory of Canada as part of Trumpland. Opposition to this annexation will be answered with all of the military power of the Kingdom of Trumpland.

DISCLAIMER - ALL NAIVE DUers MUST READ!
For the extremely gullible or inattentive: This is a satirical post. It is not actually true. It is made up. It contains no actual facts. It is, as they say, completely made up of "Alternative Facts." Do not become alarmed. Do not reply with shock and horror. Satire is a form of expression that seeks to educate through exaggerated fictional accounts.

[Doreen]

8. I the lowly peasant tell Donald I to stick it up his royal ass and spin.

[MineralMan]

9. Pray he doesn't notice.

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Now look what you've done - giving him ideas ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028523343

[MineralMan]

11. Oh, for goodness' sake.

Trump is truly tone deaf, across the board. He makes life difficult for satirists.