What's up with baby emperor's upper lip?

[Frogg]

My sweet 85 yr old mum has noted his upper lip is no longer contorting into that fishmouth thing he does. She thinks he has had his upper lip botoxed....god I cannot believe I am actually ruminating on this kind of nonsense but given the place we are now...well. And I am confident this is probably very possible as 'baby it' seems to be keenly aware of any slight, criticism, meme or whatever he sees being said or mocked about him. So you think he had it botoxed?

[Wounded Bear]

1. Fresh application of....

Preparation H?

[Frogg]

2. Prep H would do that too

[Generic Other]

4. That was from kissing Putin's hemmorroids

[Frogg]

3. Facelift count...

I wonder how many lifts he has had to date. If he has another, I think his ears just might reach back and touch at the tips! And the best part...they aren't even particularly good jobs!

[Skittles]

5. he's tired of cartoons depicting him with his fish mouth

he is so fucking vain, a real SNOWFLAKE

[democratisphere]

6. Probably has a professional makeup artist on staff to go along

with his fake cheerleading squad extras. Everything is staged and nothing is real.

[kacekwl]

7. He tried to kiss his wife

and she bit hard. Novacain

[Arkansas Granny]

8. I hadn't noticed since I can't bear to actually watch him anymore. I wouldn't be surprised, however