Men, control your sperm!

[cynatnite]

Where the hell are the laws protecting sperm? Trillions die every year due to senseless masturbation.

Sperm are unborn potential lives and so many men are wasting those trillions of lives who wind up in tissues at the bottom of trashcans.

DISCLAIMER: Sarcasm, because that's all I've got left right now.

[The Polack MSgt]

1. So true

[cynatnite]

3. Perfect! n/t

[rzemanfl]

2. I'm 69 years old and have all three of them under control. n/t

[randome]

4. "Legitimate penises" have a way of shutting that down.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Everything is a satellite to some other thing.[/center][/font][hr]

[dalton99a]

5. Mike Spence will start a Sperm Reclamation Corps

maybe a U.S. Bureau of Sperm Reclamation

[lpbk2713]

6. Save the tadpoles.

Trillions of them give their lives in vain every year.

[cynatnite]

7. Sperm lives matter

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[Blue_Tires]

8. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence...