Minitrue, Miniluv, Minipax. FDT

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newspeak

Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise gun, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax is doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax is doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia is enemy. Eastasia is unungoodland - Eastasia is ally.



Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times". Minitrue make prolefeed.



Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv is doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.





For those not well versed in newspeak, here's a link to the longer version.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministries_of_Nineteen_Eighty-Four

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