Melania's Secret Service code name should be "Fhostus"...

[Ken Burch]

As in "First Hostage".

[brooklynite]

1. How about "Wallcrosser"?

[Ken Burch]

3. That has possibilities, too...it sounds like a character from Tolkien, though...

"Sloveen Wallcrosser was seen in the Shire that day".

[irisblue]

7. that is good

[In_The_Wind]

2. She really is.

[katsy]

4. She's no fucking hostage & is deserving of no one's pity

https://www.google.com/amp/www.theroot.com/don-t-save-melania-trump-she-don-t-wanna-be-saved-1791573072/amp?client=safari

[yankeepants]

5. MWOTUS

Mob Wife of the United States

[Ken Burch]

6. That's a possibility, too.

[PJMcK]

8. I'm confused

What does the first "S" stand for? (First Hostage Of S_____ The United States).

[Ken Burch]

11. Good point

I was trying to avoid making it "Fhotus", which sounds bad if you say it out the wrong way.

[PJMcK]

12. Hah!

Thanks for the clarification.

Actually, there are probably a couple of ways to pronounce it. Regardless, the worst, of course, is that her last name is Trump.

[Ohioblue22]

9. mail order

[SummerSnow]

10. 'Stepford wife"

[LunaSea]

13. Heh..