If Charles Manson was not still in prison, which cabinet post would Trump have offered him?

[ElementaryPenguin]

Clearly, Charlie would've been a good fit for this Administration, and it must've been a disappointment for our Empero...er, President, not to have had him available.

Then again, it may not have been a cabinet post - I was thinking heading up the Peace Corps would have been a logical Trumpian choice.


Where do my fellow DUers see Mr. Manson in the Drumpf camp? (your best guesses, please!)

[bravenak]

1. Lord! He'd let him run the whole shebang

They are kindred souls

[ElementaryPenguin]

3. Hmm. tRump might be jealous of Charlie

A celebrity name for more decades than Drumpf.

[bravenak]

6. He should be

I remember hearing Charlie was cute at one point, I have never once heard that about DT. What an ugly man

[ElementaryPenguin]

8. And growing uglier by the nanosecond!

[ElementaryPenguin]

16. CM is also MUCH better read!

But then anyone is. Even George W. read "The Hungry Caterpillar" multiple times.

[bravenak]

18. We all know Trump cain't read, lol

[unblock]

2. manson would primary donnie

[ElementaryPenguin]

4. I could see

Manson defeating Donald handily - amongst the Trumpian supporters.

[dalton99a]

5. It's a shame Charles Manson doesn't like to wear a business suit. It's a requirement for State.

But he's got a tremendous legal mind and extensive experience with the judicial system. And he prefers flexible hours. I'd say the Supreme Court.

[ElementaryPenguin]

7. PERFECT!!! LOL!

Perhaps not on the Heritage Foundation list - but possibly the ideal Trumpian choice!! (Meets the criteria - a choice the whole world is guaranteed to hate!)

[bravenak]

9. He can sit next to Clarence Thomas

Perfect fit

[ElementaryPenguin]

10. Clarence does look lost without Scalia leading him by his nose.

Alito must be doing his best to fill that void.

[bravenak]

12. He has gotten even sleepier and silenter

Maybe Manson could help pep him up.

[ElementaryPenguin]

14. Charlie does have a lot more zip to him than Clarence.

But Clarence is nothing but a ditto machine. How inspired can he be?

[bravenak]

15. I know. What a sad sack of sheet.

I cannot believe theygave us him as our 'black' SC justice. I now remember why I hate Poppy Bush

[ElementaryPenguin]

17. Rush Limbaugh was going after Anita Hill for years after that!

She tried to spare us. Worst. Justice. Ever. (except for Fat Tony)

[bravenak]

19. I danced and drank wine when he died. Will do for Thomas too

[ElementaryPenguin]

22. Celebrated that one myself!

Seriously.

[UTUSN]

11. Whatever department runs Federal prisons!1

[ElementaryPenguin]

13. Appropriate.

Inmates running the asylum - Trump likes that theme also.

[Vinca]

20. Since Carson got HUD, Charlie could be Surgeon General.

Based on his experience cutting people up.

[ElementaryPenguin]

21. Grisly.

But would certainly be welcomed by S. Bannon!!

[bravenak]

23. True

[ElementaryPenguin]

24. Geez...

It really is uncanny how many facial expressions and nervous tics they share. Both manipulators - though Charlie is more of a leader and far more charismatic. Drumpf only has inheritance on him.

[bravenak]

25. RIGHT!?!?!?

It's fucking nutz

[madinmaryland]

26. I thought he was POTUS. nt.