GA GOP lawmaker recovering after being shot at adult cinema parking lot carrying thousands in cash

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http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/ga-gop-lawmaker-recovering-after-being-shot-at-adult-cinema-parking-lot-carrying-thousands-in-cash/

A Georgia Republican lawmaker is in recovery after he was robbed and shot at an adult cinema parking lot while he was carrying thousands of dollars in cash.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that State Rep. Gerald Greene (R – Cuthbert) is now recuperating in his own home after being treated at a local hospital for a gunshot wound to the leg that he incurred during an armed robbery.

Greene claims that he had parked outside of the Foxes Cinema in Columbus, GA because he wanted to go into an adjacent liquor store.

Greene also claims that the thief — whom he described to police as “a male about 5 feet 5 inches tall who was wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt and black pants” — only took his iPhone and was apparently unaware he was carrying a sackful of cash.

As for the money itself, Greene says that it was collected donations to help victims of storms that had ravaged Southern Georgia over the past weekend.

You can't make this stuff up,...

[bagelsforbreakfast]

1. As for the money itself...

"As for the money itself, Greene says that it was collected donations to help victims of storms"

The pizzagate Fbi terminology defines storms as "Golden Showers" indicating he was on a secret mission for an unnamed white house executive.

Rumor is he was also carrying a Russian-English dictionary.

Sen. Mcconnell responded, "Happens everywhere. Go back to sleep."

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2. Alternative Facts nt

[irisblue]

3. quarters for the peep shows perhaps?

[Docreed2003]

4. There's apparently a strip club next door...

I said this in another thread last night, but I'd wager he was headed there with those sweet dollar bill "storm donations"

[Blue_true]

5. What's wrong with libruls? Shooting a man

Outside a risky joint while he's trying to practice family values?