BREAKING NEWS: Former VP Dick Cheney to receive heart transplant.

[mwooldri]

Apparently Donald J Trump had given up his heart a few days ago and doesn't need it anymore.

After all Dick Cheney is on record as saying the Muslim Ban is against American values. Trump went and did it anyway...

Yeah the link is to old news but man... Trump has me pining for George W Bush.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/dick-cheney-donald-trump-muslim-ban-extreme

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. You mean a heart installation. And tRump is heartless too. Look elsewhere. nt

[bravenak]

2. Bingo

[DeadLetterOffice]

3. You beat me to it! Not "transplant" -- *implant*

[HassleCat]

4. Technically it's not a heart.

It's an icewater pump.

[brush]

5. Damn, how many is that now? How about just a good ol' stake thru it instead?

[meadowlander]

6. Beat me to it. He seems to chew through them pretty fast.

Must have a private stash of Guatemalan orphans somewhere to supply the demand.

[brush]

11. Hahahahahahaha! A stash of orphans, right up his line all right.

[Bigredhunk]

9. -

It's a joke, not real news (basically like - "dick cheney actually has a heart...he's against drumpf's Muslim ban&quot .

[brush]

10. Heehee! They should give him a fake heart then. What would ol' Honey Badger say?

[bdamomma]

7. could all this stuff that is happening

affecting Cheney?????

[JI7]

8. Cheney gives a lot to charity so he already was better than Trump

he is still an evil dick but just shows how horrible a person trump is.

[Iggo]

12. It'll be on the front page. (n/t)

[LWolf]

13. Better late than never, I guess.

He ought to experience having a heart at some point in his life.

[BSdetect]

14. High risk of rejection then?