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niyad

(112,435 posts)
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 02:34 PM Jan 2017

Trump Wont Take No Guff From Prince Charles, Whose Dead Ex-Wife He Totally Could Have Nailed

He's very delicate you know

Trump Won’t Take No Guff From Prince Charles, Whose Dead Ex-Wife He Totally Could Have ‘Nailed’


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Donald Trump is set to meet with Prince Charles this June when he visits Britain — which may be awkward given the fact that Trump previously told Howard Stern that he totally could have “nailed” Princess Diana and was also pretty obsessive about pursuing her after the royal pair broke up back in the ’90s. Reportedly, Princess Di was super creeped out by Trump after he sent her an absurd amount of flowers after her divorce. But it may be awkward for other reasons as well! Apparently, Prince Charles has already been warned by Team Trump to not “lecture” Il Dunce about climate change, or else he will “erupt.” Which is a totally normal thing for people over the age of three to do when they are told things they don’t want to hear.


Here are some hilarious things that were reportedly said about the potential meeting, via The Times of London:
A source close to Trump said: “He won’t put up with being lectured by anyone, even a member of the royal family. Frankly, they should think twice about putting him and Prince Charles in the same room together.”
A senior government source familiar with the discussions said: “Trump’s people are worried about an awkward moment, with Charles saying ‘Why don’t you believe in climate change?’ or ‘Have you read my book?’ They will react quite strongly to that.
“They do not want the president to be put in an awkward position where he’s being lectured. They want horses down the Mall, tea with William and Kate. They want all that pomp and for it to go seamlessly, and one of the risk factors is Charles.
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“Their paranoia of the media means that anything that goes slightly off-pitch will be hammered back home as him not getting a good reception from the future king of England and thousands of people protesting on the streets.”

THEY WANT HORSES AND TEA, GODDAMNIT! Not to talk about, like, serious issues affecting the planet! HORSES. AND. TEA. And a golden goose that lays gold eggs for Easter. And the horses should be painted gold and have wings and they should all bow before Trump as he walks past them. And William and Kate will drink tea with him and Melania and all the rags will write stories about how nice they all looked doing that.

You see, Donald Trump has already made up his mind on climate change, and he has decided it is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese, and scientists who are probably just jealous of him and how rich he is and stuff. And probably Prince Charles is just jealous also, because of how Princess Diana secretly lusted after Donald Trump and that was the real reason for their break-up, not Camilla, whom the Prince only turned to after Diana kept suggesting he try out some orange skin dye to make him more sexually appealing to her and he could just tell what was going on. To sum things up, Prince Charles is being told to handle the President of the United States with kid gloves on account of the fact that he might throw a tantrum and make himself look bad. And this is the world we live in now. Neat!

Read more at http://wonkette.com/611077/trump-wont-take-no-guff-from-prince-charles-whose-dead-ex-wife-he-totally-could-have-nailed#QpipLpwwouH62boM.99

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Trump Wont Take No Guff From Prince Charles, Whose Dead Ex-Wife He Totally Could Have Nailed (Original Post) niyad Jan 2017 OP
...and then there's this.. pkdu Jan 2017 #1
oh my word, that is revolting, but so typical of that arrogant, sexist asshole. niyad Jan 2017 #5
Here's the tweet herding cats Jan 2017 #22
Oh my gods. Hekate Jan 2017 #2
And who's DIA boobs he ogled and clamored for more nudes. bettyellen Jan 2017 #3
The royal family should definitely disinvite lizard brain. Vinca Jan 2017 #4
according to what I read this morning, the royal family can do nothing but smile and niyad Jan 2017 #6
The Queen is the Head of State the PM is the head of Government. bitterross Jan 2017 #10
Agreed Pacifist Patriot Jan 2017 #12
Remember when the right lost their shit over Michelle Obama touching the Queen's back? nt Greg K Jan 2017 #7
but bush the lesser could put his hands, uninvited, on angela merkel, and drumpfy niyad Jan 2017 #8
jeez.. Knowing how "handy" tRump is with women.. annabanana Jan 2017 #13
Your Majesty, may I present the crazy pussy-grabbing Russian puppet dalton99a Jan 2017 #15
Is this for real? GoCubsGo Jan 2017 #9
yeah or " Alice Through the Looking Glass". n/t ginnyinWI Jan 2017 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author herding cats Jan 2017 #21
This is the guy the Christain right likes. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2017 #14
Did the Royals learn nothing with Mugabe? nt msanthrope Jan 2017 #16
I thought over a million British don't want Trump in their country... Rhiannon12866 Jan 2017 #17
Let the orange tosspot erupt. Denzil_DC Jan 2017 #18
El Gross-o TrekLuver Jan 2017 #19
Oh please, oh please let him blow up at Charles. I'm no Luz Jan 2017 #20
Too Bad the Tower of London Isn't In Royal Hands Anymore AnnieBW Jan 2017 #23

Vinca

(50,170 posts)
4. The royal family should definitely disinvite lizard brain.
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 02:41 PM
Jan 2017

If they don't, I'm counting on Prince Charles to get Trump to "erupt."

niyad

(112,435 posts)
6. according to what I read this morning, the royal family can do nothing but smile and
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 02:42 PM
Jan 2017

play nice. whether "state" or "official" visit is not up to royal family.

 

bitterross

(4,066 posts)
10. The Queen is the Head of State the PM is the head of Government.
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 03:00 PM
Jan 2017

I won't say I'm absolutely correct but it seems that Trump can be invited by the PM for a visit with the government and not be invited at the same time for a State visit.

The Queen is well able to invite or not and to hold a State visit with the idiot or not hold one. She is under no obligation to hold a state visit just because he's in the country.

I feel certain that only protocol and good manners on the part of the Queen would be why Trump would get a State visit while he is there.

niyad

(112,435 posts)
8. but bush the lesser could put his hands, uninvited, on angela merkel, and drumpfy
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 02:47 PM
Jan 2017

can hold hands with may without comment.

annabanana

(52,791 posts)
13. jeez.. Knowing how "handy" tRump is with women..
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 03:58 PM
Jan 2017

I think iron pantsuits would be de rigueur for ANY visit of his...

Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #9)

Rhiannon12866

(202,989 posts)
17. I thought over a million British don't want Trump in their country...
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 05:59 PM
Jan 2017

How's that petition coming, anyway?

Denzil_DC

(7,188 posts)
18. Let the orange tosspot erupt.
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 06:03 PM
Jan 2017

A brawl between the Secret Service and the Royal Protection Officers, Royal Guardsmen, and pack of corgis in one of the state rooms would be most entertaining. Especially if the horses get involved.

Luz

(769 posts)
20. Oh please, oh please let him blow up at Charles. I'm no
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 06:57 PM
Jan 2017

fan, but I'll bet Charlie would put him in his place and the dunce would never know what hit him. I hope it's taped ,😈

AnnieBW

(10,350 posts)
23. Too Bad the Tower of London Isn't In Royal Hands Anymore
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 07:42 PM
Jan 2017

I could see Her Majesty going all Elizabeth I on him and throwing him into a dungeon.

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