"God needed a Bible. I only need 140 characters!" . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I've got your back . . . in your dreams&quot Trump is saying: "And the low-point so far he was the night Ryan Owens, the heroic Navy Seal, was killed in action. And I'm not saying that just because his death disturbed me so much my tweets that night were second rate . . . at best . . . I must admit. . . . But because it was a tragedy to lose such a hero. The nation mourns. . . . Anyway, just so you know, my Tweets got better the next day, so . . . "

[Docreed2003]

1. "After this speech, you rubes will love me bigly. Yuuge! Most presidential President ever"

[democratisphere]

2. 3 republiCON nodders.

[underpants]

3. Ryan: " Yo bruh. 'Sup?"

[RKP5637]

4. Are those Martini glasses in front of Ryan?

[JDC]

8. Ink wells I think. But is sure looks like it.

[RKP5637]

12. Yep, it's a funny shot! Looks like reflections, the way the camera took it. n/t

[luvMIdog]

5. I'm living proof that shit can float and rise to the top

[underpants]

6. I'm only speaking to the side of the room thanks keeps standing up and applauding me

and they actually have chairs they can sit in...oh and Ivanka's over there and my wife, yeah my wife ..oh and the lady I'm going to let America watch cry until she FINALLY stands up and honors the fact that I invited her here to honor me honoring her husband dying as an honor to me.

[underpants]

7. Pence looks like a middle school vice principle biding his time until retirement

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Here's one

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[malaise]

10. More like Presidemented

Fuck Groper Don the Con

[Mendocino]

11. I once caught an uniformed electorate this big.

[skip fox]

13. Donald Trump is saying:

"Basically all we need is better branding."

[smirkymonkey]

14. The three most punchable faces in the world.

I want to see them all suffer SOOOOOO badly!!

[Johonny]

15. I'm creating a special task force to help those victimized by fake premium Russian hooker pee

I won't say who I am, but trust me they're shipping in the cheap stuff like you wouldn't believe.