The Heat-Wave Heaves! Please come CAPTION Sarah (subtle as a fist sandwich) Palin!!!!!

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Sarah ("Next time it's a game show!&quot Palin is saying: "Second of all, Sean, let me say that beside a wild exaggerator, Nancy Pelosi is a dingbat, a malignancy with a wig, Satan's strumpet, the perfect spokesperson for America's destruction and certain damnation. . . . I hear she's died twice already but Hell wouldn't have her, . . . so I guess we're stuck. . . ."

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1. Sarah ("How 'bout a show with me a rogue Chief Justice?") Palin is saying:

"And if Obama is re-elected, Obamacare is the sign of things to come. . . . Bottom line, Sean, you won't be able to recognize the country you love. . . . Without exaggeration I can say it will be a vast desert of empty desires, bankrupt entitlements, with a population of whining adolescents, a wasteland of stupidity masquerading itself as science and knowledge, a malignancy of want and take, of class hatred and destruction. . . . It will make Dante's Hell seem like Paradise Island on steroids, . . . It will look like. . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[underpants]

2. It's like the Mona Lisa that picture

but with a DUH rather than a smile

[underpants]

3. Lemme tell ya Sean when your fake news organization and CNN got that ruling completely ass backwards

it was the best 7 minutes of my life since ..oh I dunno... since that 7 minutes when I was relevant or when Todd was 20 years younger

[madrchsod]

4. why did i read that? really why?

fuck it i`m going to pick up sticks and crap in my yard before it hits 90 in a couple of hours

[Motown_Johnny]

5. You are going to crap in your yard before it hits 90 ?

Good thing you are going to pick up those sticks first. One can only imagine where one might end up if you didn't.

[lonestarnot]

10. ROFLMAO!

Time better served.

[WI_DEM]

6. If only the media would stop quoting her! She lives for it

without it she realizes she is nothing. She will never be anything again except a media created harpie who owes her continued existence to FAUX news and reality TV.

[TlalocW]

7. Oh, Sean

This is exactly like da time Washington threw the cherry tree across the Mississippi River, doncha know. Like I was telling my kids, Kumquat, Cornstarch, Mailbox, Keyfob, and Harmonica, we 'publicans need to chop down the Obamacare tree to refresh the blood of patriots everywhere, and if we could just act boldly like our 28th president Abraham Lincoln when he was facing those vampires, we'll save this great nation of ours, you betcha!

TlalocW

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8. Wonderful cluster-rut of prose

mirroring the the chaos within this sick twist.

[CleanLucre]

9. There used to be this thing called "the news"

now its national mouth farting

[HopeHoops]

11. "I just farted!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. The Demigoguess smiles the smile of the truly stupid.