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Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:31 AM

"Black people don't know about the struggles of whites." Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!



Bill ("Why aren't you bagging groceries?" O'Reilly is saying: "Your average African American couldn't care less about my struggles going up. . . . They just want to call me a racist and blame everything on me. . . . But I'm the farthest thing from a racist. . . . Did I force black women to have babies out of wedlock? . . . Did I make their sons join gangs and kill innocent people in drive-by shootings? . . . Did I tell black men to abandon their families, rip people off with armed robberies and car-jackings, and then waste all their money on gambling and drugs? . . . . Of course I didn't. . . . I don't have a racist bone in my body!"

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Reply "Black people don't know about the struggles of whites." Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!! (Original post)
skip fox Mar 2017 OP
edhopper Mar 2017 #1
skip fox Mar 2017 #2
edhopper Mar 2017 #14
skip fox Mar 2017 #16
dalton99a Mar 2017 #4
metroins Mar 2017 #5
Jonny Appleseed Mar 2017 #6
Jonny Appleseed Mar 2017 #3
Xipe Totec Mar 2017 #7
bhusar Mar 2017 #8
skip fox Mar 2017 #10
bhusar Mar 2017 #21
nini Mar 2017 #9
underpants Mar 2017 #11
Johonny Mar 2017 #12
Orrex Mar 2017 #13
LakeVermilion Mar 2017 #18
Orrex Mar 2017 #19
pinboy3niner Mar 2017 #15
skip fox Mar 2017 #17
Nonhlanhla Mar 2017 #20
skip fox Mar 2017 #22
ProudLib72 Mar 2017 #23
randome Mar 2017 #24
TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #25
Skittles Mar 2017 #32
TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #34
Skittles Mar 2017 #36
Warpy Mar 2017 #26
latinaliberal Mar 2017 #27
FreepFryer Mar 2017 #28
chelsea0011 Mar 2017 #29
Zing Zing Zingbah Mar 2017 #30
TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #35
Skittles Mar 2017 #31
luvMIdog Mar 2017 #33

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:36 AM

1. You can't really say you don't have a racist bone

after spouting a racist rant like that.

But he is right, black people don't know my struggles of getting into a good college, or passing a Co-op board.
I have to fly economy and can't afford 4 star restaurants.
It's tough.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:42 AM

2. CAUTION. . . . CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport,

but we often try to capture our subject's essence for satiric purposes. (Like an SNL skit.)

But this joker has said snippets of these things for years, as evidenced here:

https://mediamatters.org/research/2017/03/28/bill-o-reilly-s-history-racism/215845



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Response to skip fox (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:14 AM

14. Got it

but it does sound so accurate.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:20 AM

16. Part of the game is to channel

the subject linguistic tics &c.

But you're right with O'Reilly. Much of what I had him say were made up of snippets of whtat he actually did say (see clip at above link).

It's getting damned hard to satirize these *ssholes.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:48 AM

4. +1

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Response to edhopper (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:52 AM

5. Black people don't go to good colleges

Or fly other than economy?

I understand that you might not, but I don't think it's fair fyi say others don't.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:55 AM

6. Being called racist really hurts me feelings

 

Sometimes I'm so sad that I deliberately break my taillight just so a police officer will pull me over and chat with me. Often I'll delightfully surprise him by showing off all the unregistered guns I have in my glovebox. Oh the jubilation we partake. We'll round things off by roasting a bone together (i have several pounds in the passenger seat) and maybe popping an oxy or two (non-prescribed) while we complain about immigrants bringing too much guns, drugs, and crime.

Do I get a ticket you ask? Huh? What's a ticket?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 08:46 AM

3. Figurative witch hunts are so dangerous

 

I remember all those people figuratively lynched. Those women figuratively burned at the stake. Those native peoples figuratively pariahed and exiled.

It would be tragic if it wasn't so figurative

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:00 AM

7. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:08 AM

8. You are a racist

Just by all the things you said black people did. You posted stereotypical bull shit. That makes you a racist.

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Response to bhusar (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:16 AM

10. CAUTION. . . . CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport,

See post #2.

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Response to skip fox (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:55 AM

21. Ah got it

Dumbass me. Lol

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:15 AM

9. I'm not racist.. I just say racist crap all the time

AND the fox viewers eat it up.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:55 AM

12. when I see a black woman speak, I don't hear her because of her hair. That's no racist.

It's a fact. Look, when a woman has James Brown hair I'm going to say it. That's just a fact. Facts matter here on my show. They might not matter with those racists on other shows, but here in the no spin zone they matter. Racists only hear what they want to hear and see what they want to see. I see exactly what is real and I tell my audience exactly what they want to hear. That's completely different than what a racist would do. I know, we know, we all know, some people say I'm being persecuted only because I'm white. I think we know that's true. If a black man who looks like a crack dealer after asking for some mother fucking ice tea said she had James Brown hair and this hair completely invalidated any point she tried to articulate then the liberals would hail it as free speech. It's only the white man that can't ignore black woman. Everyone else can in the liberal's cracked world view. It's only the white man that has calls to be fired for speaking the truth. Well, let them call. I'm about freedom and the truth and so I'll never back down. Until white men are free to air their thoughts on television this country will never be free. Remember that, and remember this, I will be heard.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:01 AM

13. Yes, black people have had it too easy for too long

They should get out of the way so that rich, aging, bigoted white assholes can finally catch a break.

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Response to Orrex (Reply #13)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:39 AM

18. White privilege means not thinking before you speak...

and assuming that the apology will be accepted.

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Response to LakeVermilion (Reply #18)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:46 AM

19. Truth. And his shit-eating smirk of an "apology" was business as usual

It's clear that he was ordered to give a mea culpa, but who believes he actually regrets his statement or will reflect upon his racist attitudes?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:19 AM

15. I could post a wicked caption...but I'd falafel about it

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:22 AM

17. After that one you should feel so terrible you'd burn your keyboard!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:49 AM

20. Here's some musical accompaniment for O'Reilly's sads


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 01:53 PM

22. B.O. is saying:

"And I'm the one who is really the victim here!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:02 PM

23. To prove I'm not a racist

I will be donating all the brown M&Ms I've picked out over the years to the Black Caucus.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:06 PM

24. "Yesterday I ate an orange. Does that mean I hate Donald Trump? NO!"

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:14 PM

25. His struggles?

What fucking "struggles"? Growing up in an all white community (Levittown) in the 1950s, going to parochial school and attending private universities? Cry me a fucking river.

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #25)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:31 PM

32. he really is full of it

my ex, his dad worked with Bill O's dad in New York, even attended his funeral - says Bill Sr was a supervisor, and a big bully (imagine that)

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Response to Skittles (Reply #32)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 05:31 PM

34. Probably a bully with Bill Jr

Thus arrogance disguising low self esteem. Sound like anyone else we know?

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #34)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 06:46 PM

36. of that I have zero doubt

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:16 PM

26. "I'm not black but I know JUST how they feel! And they're WRONG!"

C'mon, you know he's said this at least once.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:21 PM

27. Really

I have met all of Bill's black friends.
What an asshole!!!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 02:28 PM

28. White people have had to suffer - for example, imagine how tough it was losing their slaves!

(Louis CK)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:11 PM

29. You have no idea of the struggles of having to settle multiple lawsuits for sexual harassment.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:21 PM

30. Average white American couldn't care less about his struggles too.

Seems like he has a bit of racist going on there if he can't understand how the system has been stacked against the black people to the benefit of white people for so long... mostly white dudes like himself. He wouldn't be making bitchy statement like this if he understood that.

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Response to Zing Zing Zingbah (Reply #30)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 05:34 PM

35. And even if he had struggles

they weren't because he was white.

The struggle white people have because of their skin color is the

HIGH COST OF SUNSCREEN!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:24 PM

31. conservative white men are the biggest snowflakes ever

seriously

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Mar 30, 2017, 04:32 PM

33. It's so hard to comprehend that there are people who think like that it's just so bizarre , hateful,

and sick

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